I'm J.D. Roth, hoping that we made your house a Fun House!
And now, here's the potatohead who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!
THAT'S DISGUSTING! (whistle blows)
It's time for FUN HOUSE! And here it is! Crazy Contests! Super cool games! An awesome Grand Prix race! And an outrageous chase after thousands of dollars in cash and prizes! All on today's...FUN HOUSE! And now, here's the guy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!