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Oliver:
New York is a rat race, and the rats are winning.
-Oliver
-Oliver
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Mr. Haney:
Learning to like wallpaper is like pushing a purple straw hat through a keyhole.
-Mr. Haney
-Mr. Haney
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Ed Dawson Fred Ziffel:
'Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe!' 'Why don't you mind your own business?'
-Ed Dawson Fred Ziffel
-Ed Dawson Fred Ziffel
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Oliver Douglas:
You mallet head!
-Oliver Douglas
-Oliver Douglas
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Lisa Douglas Oliver Douglas:
'Why do you want to irritate your corn?' 'Irrigate. It means put water on it.' 'Won't that irritate it?'
-Lisa Douglas Oliver Douglas
-Lisa Douglas Oliver Douglas
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Mr. Kimball:
Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?
-Mr. Kimball
-Mr. Kimball
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Sam Drucker Hank Kimball:
'Call the sheriff.' 'OK. Sheriff.' 'No. On the phone.'
-Sam Drucker Hank Kimball
-Sam Drucker Hank Kimball
