The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Cosmo and Wanda:
      Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the...Well, he's cute, right?
      -Cosmo and Wanda
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        Denzel Crocker:
        FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!
        -Denzel Crocker
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          Denzel Crocker:
          But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE
          -Denzel Crocker
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            Cosmo:
            I found a nickel.
            -Cosmo
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              Mom Turner:
              Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
              -Mom Turner
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                Chip Skylark:
                Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day...
                -Chip Skylark
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                  Crocker Cosmo:
                  Denzel Crocker: May I offer you a chair? Cosmo: Sure! May I offer you a fish?

                  -Crocker Cosmo
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                    Veronica:
                    Veronica: I AM TRIXIE!
                    -Veronica
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                      Cosmo and Wanda:
                      Cosmo and Wanda: YAY TOILET!
                      -Cosmo and Wanda
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                        Trixie Tang:
                        Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
                        -Trixie Tang
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                          Trixie Tang:
                          Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
                          -Trixie Tang
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                            Vicky:
                            Vicky: Oh, my good-golly-gosh!
                            -Vicky
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                              Timmy:
                              Internet.
                              -Timmy
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                                Cosmo and Wanda:
                                C: I'm Cosmo W: and I'm Wanda. Both: And we're...YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
                                -Cosmo and Wanda
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                                  Vicky:
                                  Vicky: I smell *fun!*
                                  -Vicky
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                                    Wanda Cosmo:
                                    Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one. Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
                                    -Wanda Cosmo
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                                      Crimsion Chin action figure:
                                      I'VE GOT GOATS IN MY PANTS!
                                      -Crimsion Chin action figure
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                                        Timmy:
                                        If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
                                        -Timmy