The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Crimson Chin Doll:
      You're..you're..you're... (Timmy slaps him) You're my best friend!
      -Crimson Chin Doll
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        April Fool:
        April Fool: What's Up With That??
        -April Fool
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          Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad:
          Mom and Dad: We love you noggy. Dad: Mine!
          -Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad
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            Mom Turner:
            Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
            -Mom Turner
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              Young Bill Gates and Cosmo:
              I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet'. 'That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.' 'Ok!
              -Young Bill Gates and Cosmo
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                Timmy Cosmo:
                *Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever I want. [Farts] Freedom.* *Freedom stinks.*
                -Timmy Cosmo
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                  Cosmo:
                  And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

                  -Cosmo
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                    Cosmo:
                    Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
                    -Cosmo
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                      Dad Turner:
                      Timmy. I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
                      -Dad Turner
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                        Trixie Tang:
                        Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
                        -Trixie Tang
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                          Mom:
                          Mom: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

                          -Mom
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                            Singers and Vicky:
                            If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the plone and call me. "I'm Vicky!"
                            -Singers and Vicky
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                              Timmy and Young Dad:
                              In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.' 'Far out!' 'But nothing to watch!' 'NOOOOOO!

                              -Timmy and Young Dad
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                                Timmy:
                                It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence
                                -Timmy
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                                  cOSMO:
                                  Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

                                  -cOSMO
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                                    Mayor:
                                    I hate not being the goat.
                                    -Mayor
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                                      Vicky:
                                      TWERP!
                                      -Vicky
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                                        Wanda Cosmo:
                                        Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
                                        -Wanda Cosmo
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                                          Wandisimo:
                                          Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat
                                          -Wandisimo
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                                            Cosmo and Wanda:
                                            Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the...Well, he's cute, right?
                                            -Cosmo and Wanda