The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda):
      Would it kill you to leave the lid down?'' ''Would it kill you to look before you sit?
      -Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda)
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        Crimson Chin Doll:
        You're..you're..you're... (Timmy slaps him) You're my best friend!
        -Crimson Chin Doll
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          April Fool:
          April Fool: What's Up With That??
          -April Fool
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            Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad:
            Mom and Dad: We love you noggy. Dad: Mine!
            -Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad
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              Mom Turner:
              Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
              -Mom Turner
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                Young Bill Gates and Cosmo:
                I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet'. 'That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.' 'Ok!
                -Young Bill Gates and Cosmo
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                  Timmy Cosmo:
                  *Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever I want. [Farts] Freedom.* *Freedom stinks.*
                  -Timmy Cosmo
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                    Cosmo:
                    And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

                    -Cosmo
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                      Cosmo:
                      Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
                      -Cosmo
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                        Dad Turner:
                        Timmy. I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
                        -Dad Turner
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                          Trixie Tang:
                          Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
                          -Trixie Tang
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                            Mom:
                            Mom: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

                            -Mom
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                              Singers and Vicky:
                              If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the plone and call me. "I'm Vicky!"
                              -Singers and Vicky
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                                Timmy and Young Dad:
                                In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.' 'Far out!' 'But nothing to watch!' 'NOOOOOO!

                                -Timmy and Young Dad
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                                  Timmy:
                                  It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence
                                  -Timmy
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                                    cOSMO:
                                    Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

                                    -cOSMO
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                                      Mayor:
                                      I hate not being the goat.
                                      -Mayor
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                                        Vicky:
                                        TWERP!
                                        -Vicky
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                                          Wanda Cosmo:
                                          Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
                                          -Wanda Cosmo
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                                            Wandisimo:
                                            Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat
                                            -Wandisimo