The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Cosmo:
      Cosmo: (as a baby. wets himself) Hey. You made me make a poopy.
      -Cosmo
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        Star and Twinkle, the robo-fairys:
        We love you Cosmo. We love you Cosmo.
        -Star and Twinkle, the robo-fairys
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          Timmy Turner:
          Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and... [walks away]
          -Timmy Turner
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            Wanda:
            Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.
            -Wanda
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              Cosmo Wanda:
              ''That's wiggity-wiggity-wack!'' ''That's wiggity-wiggity-WHAT?''
              -Cosmo Wanda
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                Cosmo Wanda:
                Cosmo: Itengo un puerco en mis shortis! Wanda: What? You got a hog in your shorts? Cosmo: ¡Si!
                -Cosmo Wanda
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                  GigglePie:
                  Funny, that's not I, Boo Boo is the funny GigglePie. Boo Boo joke book not included.
                  -GigglePie
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                    Cosmo:
                    Hey! I keep pressing the go home button, but we're still here!
                    -Cosmo
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                      Trixie Tang:
                      I'm ignoring you. I said I'm ignoring you! STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!
                      -Trixie Tang
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                        Timmy:
                        Boys shouldn't play with dolls. From now on, I stick with action figures.
                        -Timmy
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                          Vicky:
                          Fee Fi Fo Fum. Who's the girl that sucks her thumb? I am! I am!
                          -Vicky
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                            Super Bike:
                            Super Bike: (to Cosmo) Super toilet!
                            -Super Bike
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                              Salesman:
                              The Cleaning Wizard makes almost all of your stains go almost all away!
                              -Salesman
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                                Dunsworth:
                                We Brits love the smell of skunk! It reminds us of the hunt!
                                -Dunsworth
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                                  Elmer:
                                  I'm Elmer, and this is my boil, Bob.
                                  -Elmer
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                                    Chester and Timmy:
                                    Dude, are you talking to your fish?' ' Yes.
                                    -Chester and Timmy
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                                      Timmy:
                                      I wish for a game that's more challenging a game that you can't wish yourself out of.
                                      -Timmy
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                                        Tootie Timmy:
                                        Tootie: My Hero! Timmy: My restraining order!
                                        -Tootie Timmy
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                                          Imaginary Gary:
                                          Gary: (Timmy hugs him) Public displays of affection... not cool.
                                          -Imaginary Gary
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                                            Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda):
                                            Would it kill you to leave the lid down?'' ''Would it kill you to look before you sit?
                                            -Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda)