The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Dad:
      Dinkelberg...
      -Dad
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        Sun:
        Sun: Don't stare at me too long, or you'll go blind!
        -Sun
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          Chester:
          Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
          -Chester
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            Vicky:
            This is the weirdest dance ever!
            -Vicky
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              Timmy Cosmo Wanda:
              Timmy: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool! Cosmo: That's exactly how I feel about Wanda! Wanda: Aww.....Hey!
              -Timmy Cosmo Wanda
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                Cosmo:
                Yep! Operation: Destract Jorgen with a Stupid, Gooey Love Song works ev'ry time!
                -Cosmo
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                  Timmy:
                  Geography is so hard. I can't find America on this stupid globe, all I can find is USA.
                  -Timmy
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                    Tootie:
                    Was I doing something Timmy-related?
                    -Tootie
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                      Cosmo:
                      Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.
                      -Cosmo
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                        Anger and Timme:
                        'Hello. Would you like a cookie?' 'Sure.' 'Well...SO WOULD I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
                        -Anger and Timme
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                          Mom:
                          Internet. Your breakfast is ready.
                          -Mom
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                            Mom and Dad:
                            Bye, School. Have a good day at Timmy.
                            -Mom and Dad
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                              Catman Timmy:
                              Can you get me her phone number?" "That's no she, that's my dad!" "So you have it then.
                              -Catman Timmy
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                                Chester:
                                Nobody reads the manual!
                                -Chester
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                                  Cosmo:
                                  So...much...clogging!
                                  -Cosmo
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                                    Cosmo:
                                    " We" can mean "We Three," We, the people" or, my favorite "WHEEEEEEEE!"
                                    -Cosmo
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                                      Cosmo and Wanda:
                                      Wanda: Good idea disguising us as monkeys, Cosmo.
                                      Cosmo:I just wanted to scratch my butt without being judged.WHEEEE!!!
                                      -Cosmo and Wanda
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                                        Star ad Twinkle:
                                        (Timmy gets turned into a toilet) "Ew." "We don't like potty-mouths!"
                                        -Star ad Twinkle
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                                          A.J:
                                          (In Trixie's voice) Tell me I'm pretty!
                                          -A.J
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                                            Timmy:
                                            *drinks coffe* Wow! This coffe's so good it tastes like magic! *looks at wand* Oh duh. Cosmo, take the wand...wait, what am I thinking? Wanda!
                                            -Timmy