The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Dad:
      Dinkelberg...
      -Dad
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        Dad:
        Dinkelberg...
        -Dad
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          Sun:
          Sun: Don't stare at me too long, or you'll go blind!
          -Sun
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            Chester:
            Nobody makes a fool out of Chester McBadbat except the school system, the government, and every girl I ever met.
            -Chester
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              Vicky:
              This is the weirdest dance ever!
              -Vicky
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                Timmy Cosmo Wanda:
                Timmy: Just because it's old doesn't mean it's not cool! Cosmo: That's exactly how I feel about Wanda! Wanda: Aww.....Hey!
                -Timmy Cosmo Wanda
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                  Cosmo:
                  Yep! Operation: Destract Jorgen with a Stupid, Gooey Love Song works ev'ry time!
                  -Cosmo
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                    Timmy:
                    Geography is so hard. I can't find America on this stupid globe, all I can find is USA.
                    -Timmy
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                      Tootie:
                      Was I doing something Timmy-related?
                      -Tootie
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                        Cosmo:
                        Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.
                        -Cosmo
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                          Anger and Timme:
                          'Hello. Would you like a cookie?' 'Sure.' 'Well...SO WOULD I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
                          -Anger and Timme
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                            Mom:
                            Internet. Your breakfast is ready.
                            -Mom
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                              Mom and Dad:
                              Bye, School. Have a good day at Timmy.
                              -Mom and Dad
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                                Catman Timmy:
                                Can you get me her phone number?" "That's no she, that's my dad!" "So you have it then.
                                -Catman Timmy
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                                  Chester:
                                  Nobody reads the manual!
                                  -Chester
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                                    Cosmo:
                                    So...much...clogging!
                                    -Cosmo
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                                      Cosmo:
                                      " We" can mean "We Three," We, the people" or, my favorite "WHEEEEEEEE!"
                                      -Cosmo
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                                        Cosmo and Wanda:
                                        Wanda: Good idea disguising us as monkeys, Cosmo.
                                        Cosmo:I just wanted to scratch my butt without being judged.WHEEEE!!!
                                        -Cosmo and Wanda
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                                          Star ad Twinkle:
                                          (Timmy gets turned into a toilet) "Ew." "We don't like potty-mouths!"
                                          -Star ad Twinkle
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                                            A.J:
                                            (In Trixie's voice) Tell me I'm pretty!
                                            -A.J