The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Dad:
      I'm a baaaaad man.
      -Dad
      26829
        Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner:
        Timmy: Why are they laughing?
        Sylvester:Your film STUNK!
        Timmy:What are you some kind of critic?
        Sylvester:The kid's got a point (begins to punch himself)
        -Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner
        26828
          Timmy:
          Timmy: Vicky's getting blamed for what I did... Cool!
          -Timmy
          26827
            Dad:
            Hey son, can I have some of that salt you're whispering to?
            -Dad
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              Wanda Cosmo:
              'Just let me clairify this, you married your car.' 'Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon.'
              -Wanda Cosmo
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                Cosmo:
                Cosmo: Magic, ooh! Magic, ooh! (throws magical sparkles)
                -Cosmo
                26824
                  Cosmo:
                  Cosmo: (pretending to be a train) Woowoo, baby, woowoo!
                  -Cosmo
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                    Happy Peppy Gary and Betty:
                    Fun box, oh fun Box, Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, Check out these cool fun locks.
                    -Happy Peppy Gary and Betty
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                      Wanda Cosmo:
                      Wanda: These credits are moving fast! Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go really fast because nobody cares about them.
                      -Wanda Cosmo
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                        Tom Sawyer:
                        (to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes!
                        -Tom Sawyer
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                          Timmy:
                          I wish Cosmo and Wanda were made out of rubber!
                          -Timmy
                          26819
                            Wanda Cosmo:
                            Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!! Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
                            -Wanda Cosmo
                            26818
                              Timmy:
                              Note to self, never break up with a girl at the violent garden tools section!
                              -Timmy
                              26817
                                timmy:
                                it's healthy for my hair but bad for my teeth! eww man egg!
                                -timmy
                                26816
                                  cosmo and wanda:
                                  cosmo: oh wanda! you got some 'splainin to do!
                                  wanda: even though thats not the way you say explain, you can say the word to may any other way you'd like
                                  cosmo: babaloo?
                                  wanda:that too
                                  [cosmo and baby cries]
                                  -cosmo and wanda
                                  26815
                                    Cosmo singing:
                                    Heeeeere I cooome, Mr. Fairy univerrrrrrrrssse!
                                    -Cosmo singing
                                    26814
                                      Telephone operator:
                                      The number you've reached is trying to kill you.
                                      -Telephone operator
                                      26813
                                        cosmo:
                                        while we're here...who wants a candy coated cockroach on a stick!
                                        -cosmo
                                        26812
                                          wanda and cosmo:
                                          wanda:then he will turn uranus into--oh no we gotta stop him!
                                          cosmo:what, what's the problem?
                                          -wanda and cosmo
                                          26811
                                            Dad:
                                            Dinkelberg...
                                            -Dad