The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Timmy: "Cosmo, You Idiot!"
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        Dad:
        I'm a baaaaad man.
        -Dad
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          Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner:
          Timmy: Why are they laughing?
          Sylvester:Your film STUNK!
          Timmy:What are you some kind of critic?
          Sylvester:The kid's got a point (begins to punch himself)
          -Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner
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            Timmy:
            Timmy: Vicky's getting blamed for what I did... Cool!
            -Timmy
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              Dad:
              Hey son, can I have some of that salt you're whispering to?
              -Dad
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                Wanda Cosmo:
                'Just let me clairify this, you married your car.' 'Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon.'
                -Wanda Cosmo
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                  Cosmo:
                  Cosmo: Magic, ooh! Magic, ooh! (throws magical sparkles)
                  -Cosmo
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                    Cosmo:
                    Cosmo: (pretending to be a train) Woowoo, baby, woowoo!
                    -Cosmo
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                      Happy Peppy Gary and Betty:
                      Fun box, oh fun Box, Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, Check out these cool fun locks.
                      -Happy Peppy Gary and Betty
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                        Wanda Cosmo:
                        Wanda: These credits are moving fast! Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go really fast because nobody cares about them.
                        -Wanda Cosmo
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                          Tom Sawyer:
                          (to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes!
                          -Tom Sawyer
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                            Timmy:
                            I wish Cosmo and Wanda were made out of rubber!
                            -Timmy
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                              Wanda Cosmo:
                              Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!! Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
                              -Wanda Cosmo
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                                Timmy:
                                Note to self, never break up with a girl at the violent garden tools section!
                                -Timmy
                                26817
                                  timmy:
                                  it's healthy for my hair but bad for my teeth! eww man egg!
                                  -timmy
                                  26816
                                    cosmo and wanda:
                                    cosmo: oh wanda! you got some 'splainin to do!
                                    wanda: even though thats not the way you say explain, you can say the word to may any other way you'd like
                                    cosmo: babaloo?
                                    wanda:that too
                                    [cosmo and baby cries]
                                    -cosmo and wanda
                                    26815
                                      Cosmo singing:
                                      Heeeeere I cooome, Mr. Fairy univerrrrrrrrssse!
                                      -Cosmo singing
                                      26814
                                        Telephone operator:
                                        The number you've reached is trying to kill you.
                                        -Telephone operator
                                        26813
                                          cosmo:
                                          while we're here...who wants a candy coated cockroach on a stick!
                                          -cosmo
                                          26812
                                            wanda and cosmo:
                                            wanda:then he will turn uranus into--oh no we gotta stop him!
                                            cosmo:what, what's the problem?
                                            -wanda and cosmo