The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Mr. Crocker:
      May I offer you a chair?
      Cosmo:
      Sure! May I offer you a fish?
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        Dad:
        Hey Timmy. How's the new computer? Egad! You're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!
        Timmy:
        But that's my teacher.
        Dad:
        Well it does make him look pretty.
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          Wanda: "This has been brought to you in part by Vicky Stinks. Remember, Vicky Stinks!"
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            FCC Agent: "Which one of you is 'Double T in the Morning?'"
            Everybody (all pointing their fingers at Vicky): "She is!"
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              Timmy's Dad: "No son of mine is going out with hippy-dippy shaggy hair!"
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                Cosmo: "Now pay close attention..." (turns into a white horse) "...what am I?"
                Timmy: (flatly) "You're a white horse."
                Cosmo: "No! I'm a stripe-less zebra!" (turns back to normal) "What's the matter with you?! You're the worst charades player ever!"
                Wanda: "Stop yelling at Timmy!"
                Timmy: "Stop yelling at Cosmo!"
                Wanda: "Well, stop yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
                Timmy: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at me!"
                Wanda: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
                Cosmo: "Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at you for yelling at him for yelling at blah-blah blah blah blah blah-blah...!"
                Timmy: "That's IT! I'm sick of people yelling! I'm sick of the noise! All I want is complete and utter silence!" (goes under bed covers) "And put it in wish form!"
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                  Cosmo, Wanda i wish that.... - Timmy
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                    Cosmo: "Anger, stop hitting Happiness! Fear, get out from under the bed! Envy, Jealousy, quit arguing over who loves Love more!"
                    Bravery: "Yahoo!"
                    Cosmo: "Aww, great; Bravery's on the roof again!"
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                      Dad: "And where exactly did you get heat vision!?"
                      Timmy: "Uhh...Internet?"
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                        Cosmo: were magic ooh!, magic ooh!
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                          "Is it Father's day already? Oh Timmy! You've got the net!"

                          -Dad
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                            Oooh, rope! It's like string, only manlier!
                            -Jorgan
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                              Timmy: Toilet! Toilet! Toilet! Hippo-head?
                              Hippo-Head Toilet: If you go in me you die!
                              Timmy: Okay, when the toilet starts to talk it's time to call it off.
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                                hula belly hula belly!
                                cosmo
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                                  Vicky: Eyeball that's not scary.
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                                    Anti-Cosmo: You are a hero. Our big stupid hero.
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                                      Tad & Chad: "What do you want loser?"
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                                        AJ: "You can ignore me Trixie. Yay it works!"
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                                          Reading is for yellow bellies!-Chester`s great grandfather
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                                            WORLD DOMINATION! -Cockroach