The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Dad:
      Hey Timmy. How's the new computer? Egad! You're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!
      Timmy:
      But that's my teacher.
      Dad:
      Well it does make him look pretty.
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        Wanda: "This has been brought to you in part by Vicky Stinks. Remember, Vicky Stinks!"
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          FCC Agent: "Which one of you is 'Double T in the Morning?'"
          Everybody (all pointing their fingers at Vicky): "She is!"
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            Timmy's Dad: "No son of mine is going out with hippy-dippy shaggy hair!"
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              Cosmo: "Now pay close attention..." (turns into a white horse) "...what am I?"
              Timmy: (flatly) "You're a white horse."
              Cosmo: "No! I'm a stripe-less zebra!" (turns back to normal) "What's the matter with you?! You're the worst charades player ever!"
              Wanda: "Stop yelling at Timmy!"
              Timmy: "Stop yelling at Cosmo!"
              Wanda: "Well, stop yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
              Timmy: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at me!"
              Wanda: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
              Cosmo: "Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at you for yelling at him for yelling at blah-blah blah blah blah blah-blah...!"
              Timmy: "That's IT! I'm sick of people yelling! I'm sick of the noise! All I want is complete and utter silence!" (goes under bed covers) "And put it in wish form!"
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                Cosmo, Wanda i wish that.... - Timmy
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                  Cosmo: "Anger, stop hitting Happiness! Fear, get out from under the bed! Envy, Jealousy, quit arguing over who loves Love more!"
                  Bravery: "Yahoo!"
                  Cosmo: "Aww, great; Bravery's on the roof again!"
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                    Dad: "And where exactly did you get heat vision!?"
                    Timmy: "Uhh...Internet?"
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                      Cosmo: were magic ooh!, magic ooh!
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                        "Is it Father's day already? Oh Timmy! You've got the net!"

                        -Dad
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                          Oooh, rope! It's like string, only manlier!
                          -Jorgan
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                            Timmy: Toilet! Toilet! Toilet! Hippo-head?
                            Hippo-Head Toilet: If you go in me you die!
                            Timmy: Okay, when the toilet starts to talk it's time to call it off.
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                              hula belly hula belly!
                              cosmo
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                                Vicky: Eyeball that's not scary.
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                                  Anti-Cosmo: You are a hero. Our big stupid hero.
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                                    Tad & Chad: "What do you want loser?"
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                                      AJ: "You can ignore me Trixie. Yay it works!"
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                                        Reading is for yellow bellies!-Chester`s great grandfather
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                                          WORLD DOMINATION! -Cockroach
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                                            Timmy: "Cosmo, You Idiot!"