If I can only get them to sit in my electric fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're FAIRIES! And if not I HAVE TENURE!!
Timmy! Do your taxes!
It sure was nice of Timmy to watch Poof while we went Flamenco dancing, isn't it?
I thought you said flamingo dancing! My bad!
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Cosmo & Wanda:
Good thing I landed on this nice soft Mom!
It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?
Well, Timmy. You'd better listen or it's off to the clink. Which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
Where's America?! All I can find on this stupid globe is Usa!
Timmy! You're awake! We have great news!
There's no encore?
We've been finally invited to a party at Cupid's!
And I care about this why?
Hey! You're the guy on the dollar!
You got her up four hours late for her medicine?!
Yes. At first she was real mad, then she got real quiet.
May I offer you a chair?
Sure! May I offer you a fish?
It's Saturday! You know what that means?!
Outdoor activities like gardening and bird watching. Or cartoons...
Or Vicky! Wait, that's a bad thing! Or Vicky!!
We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried (dolphin noises)"!
Have fun you two!
Wanda, isn't this the part where you usually warn me how this wish could go horribly wrong?
No. I kind of like this one. In fact, isn't there someone else you'd like to make smarter? Anyone at all? That rhymes with Josmo?
Geology, geometry, geography. What's the difference? They all start with J.
Here's another "J" word for you-Jidiot!
And this is where I'd put a trophy. If I had one! Sorry, lost the happy. But the happy's back!
Now here's Cosmo with the weather.
I thought you said "feather".
Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
Special delivery for the geek who writes "the Crimson Chin"!
Oh boy! I hope it's my new issue of "Nerds Who Still Live With Their Mothers Monthly".