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      Brendon: Hey Couch McGuirk, Why did you park on our lawn?
      McGuirk: Oh. I thought that was a driveway
      Brendon: No. Thats our lawn
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        watch it again one more time or il break your back! watch it again or il punch your fuc**n face your gunna accept the kids movie ooor iiiiillll kiiil youuu

        -John McGuirk
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          Coach McGuirk: "Come on, 150 more bucks! DVD PLAYER!"
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            Brendon: I want the regulars to be here tomorrow because we are going to start on a new project, okay?
            Jason: Am I a regular?
            Brendon: Yes
            Jason: My pants say irregular.
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              Coach McGurk: Spaghetti Time.
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                Brendon Small:
                Aaaand action!
                -Brendon Small
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                  Paula Small:
                  I need to refill this prescription.  It's for my anxiety disorder and, uh, it's working nicely 'cause, uh...I wouldn't be able to approach you otherwise.
                  -Paula Small
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                    Coach McGuirk:
                    Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women.  Or the government.  Or parents.  Or God.
                    -Coach McGuirk
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                      Paula Small:
                      No, Brendon, you're supposed to be resting...the doctor said it was psychosomatic.  Or stress related.  Or...menopausal.  Something.  I wasn't paying attention.
                      -Paula Small
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                        Mr. Lynch & Brendon:
                        Mr. Lynch: The question was "Who wrote Hamlet?" You wrote "The Pope's cousin, Count Pope-ula, a magical monster with pencils for arms".
                        Brendon: I'll be honest, Mr. Lynch. I made that one up.
                        -Mr. Lynch & Brendon
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                          Brendon & McGuirk:
                          Brendon: How's it going?
                          McGuirk: Well, I just drank pee. How's it going with you?
                          -Brendon & McGuirk
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                            McGuirk:
                            This sausage is probably eighteen years old... This sausage could vote. It could go to war and die for its country.
                            -McGuirk