The Little Rascals Quotes
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      Alfalfa:
      Alfalfa: "Then the clouds opened up and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!'"
      -Alfalfa
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        Buckwheat:
        Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
        -Buckwheat
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          The He-Man Wuman Haters:
          We are He-Man Wuman Haters, we feed girls to alligators, our clubhouse burned down mightly low, but we have a plan to make some dough!
          -The He-Man Wuman Haters
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            Porky:
            We gotta learn to read.
            -Porky
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              Stymie:
              Wood doesn't grow on trees.
              -Stymie
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                Mr. Wells and Stymie:
                If you were my kids, I'd punish you!" "If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!
                -Mr. Wells and Stymie
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                  Mr. Wells:
                  You're not people. You're kids.
                  -Mr. Wells
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                    Froggy:
                    Our lives are over.
                    -Froggy
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                      Buckweet:
                      We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar, hey-hey-hey-hey." (repeats)
                      -Buckweet
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                        Porky and Buckweet:
                        Oohhhh-tay!
                        -Porky and Buckweet
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                          Mr. Wells:
                          Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy--loan...denied!
                          -Mr. Wells
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                            Butch:
                            Nothin' beats a buck and a duck!
                            -Butch
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                              Butch and Woim:
                              Oh, no, not pickles! Ooohhh, yeeuck!
                              -Butch and Woim
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                                Uh-huh:
                                Uh-huh: Ah-ah.
                                -Uh-huh
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                                  Darla:
                                  Oh, Alfalfa. You are a sweetiepoo.
                                  -Darla
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                                    Alfalfa:
                                    (Off-key singing) Yooouuu are so beautiful, to meeeeeeeee...(bubbles fly out.)
                                    -Alfalfa
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                                      Uh-Huh:
                                      Uh-Huh
                                      -Uh-Huh