The Little Rascals Quotes
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    6914
      Spanky: "Hiya, pal!"
      6913
        Buckwheat: "What was number 2?" (Porky whispers in his ear) "No! Not that! The other number 2."
        6912
          Buckwheat: Do you like pickles?
          Porky: i think they stink!
          Buckhwheat: I love pickles
          Porky: My mum makes me eat them
          Buckwheat: Im crazy about em!
          Porky: I'll sell you my pickle for a dickle
          Buckwheat: How bout 2 cents..
          Porky:Ok
          Buckwheat: Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey!
          6911
            Alfalfa: "Hold on to your beanie!"
            6910
              Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
              Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
              Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
              6909
                Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
                6908
                  [Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
                  Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
                  6907
                    A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
                    6906
                      Alfalfa: The two if us will be singing a duet. Together.
                      Waldo: How redundant.
                      Alfalfa: Thank you.
                      6905
                        Stymie and Porky:
                        Stymie: "Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!"
                        Porky: "That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter."
                        -Stymie and Porky
                        6904
                          Froggy:
                          Men, could I have an azuga?
                          -Froggy
                          6903
                            Butch and Woim:
                            Butch: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?"
                            Woim: Yeah, Butch. What're we thinkin' ?"
                            Butch: "How much fun it's gonna be to STOMP those guys in the race.
                            -Butch and Woim
                            6902
                              Butch and Alfalfa:
                              Butch: "When's the last time we beat you up?"
                              Alfalfa: "Well, let's see...today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year. Yyyyyesterday.
                              -Butch and Alfalfa
                              6901
                                Buckweet:
                                We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
                                -Buckweet
                                6900
                                  Buckwheat and Porky:
                                  Buckwheat: "Hey, there's my mom!" Porky: [sarcastically] "Whoopi!"
                                  -Buckwheat and Porky
                                  6899
                                    Buckwheat and Uh-Huh:
                                    Buckwheat: "Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?" Uh-Huh: "Uh-Huh!"
                                    -Buckwheat and Uh-Huh
                                    6898
                                      Stymie:
                                      You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
                                      -Stymie
                                      6897
                                        Alfalfa Porky:
                                        Why am I soaking wet?" "Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

                                        -Alfalfa Porky
                                        6896
                                          Buckwheat:
                                          Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?!"
                                          -Buckwheat
                                          6895
                                            Butch and Alfalfa:
                                            Butch: "Any last words?" Alfalfa: "Uh, yeah! See ya
                                            -Butch and Alfalfa