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      Don't you remember the rule? Whoever complains about a problem has to fix it.
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        Pointy Haired Boss:
        Okay Dilbert you're in charge of taking care of the problem.
        -Pointy Haired Boss
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          Dilbert:
          That's the "Millineum Falcon". I'm talking about the "Millineum bug" Y2K.
          -Dilbert
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            Pointy Haired Boss:
            Are you tellin' me -- that Hon Solo's ship is HERE!?!
            -Pointy Haired Boss
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              Alice:
              He was senseless before I beat him.
              -Alice
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                Dilbert:
                Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless.
                -Dilbert
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                  Alice:
                  [After Wally finds a porno mag in Dilbert's desk.] Ugh! That's disgusting. I can sue you both for making this a hostile work environment.
                  -Alice