Stargate SG-1 Quotes
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    26491
      Dozens of Jaffa warriors:
      Jaffa, cree!
      -Dozens of Jaffa warriors
      26490
        Teal'c:
        Indeed
        -Teal'c
        26489
          Teal'c:
          Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
          -Teal'c
          26488
            Jack O'Neill:
            Oh for crying out loud!
            -Jack O'Neill
            26487
              Jack O'Neill:
              I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.
              -Jack O'Neill
              26486
                Jack O'Neill:
                [Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of a beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. It's a perfect substitute for... food.
                -Jack O'Neill
                26485
                  Jack O'Neill:
                  Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
                  -Jack O'Neill
                  26484
                    Jack O'Neill:
                    [to a nurse with a needle] Listen, really jam it in this time, okay?
                    -Jack O'Neill
                    26483
                      Jack O'Neill:
                      How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?
                      -Jack O'Neill
                      26482
                        Jack O'Neill:
                        I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
                        -Jack O'Neill
                        26481
                          Jack O'Neill:
                          "Lose it. " It means, "Go crazy. " "Nuts. " "Insane. " "Bonzo. " "No longer in possession of one's faculties. " "Three fries short of a Happy Meal. " "Wacko. "
                          -Jack O'Neill
                          26480
                            Jack O'Neill:
                            "Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao".
                            -Jack O'Neill
                            26479
                              Jack O'Neill:
                              All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
                              -Jack O'Neill