Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
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      Drew Carey:
      Weird things to time.
      Colin Mochrie:
      Hmm. It took a minute for the second hand to go all the way around...
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        Drew Carey:
        (scenes from a hat) Rejected names for bras.
        Colin Mochrie:
        The New Wonder-Blblblblbl!
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          Colin Mochrie:
          This just in. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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            Drew Carey:
            Things you can say about a truck, but not your girlfriend.
            Ryan Stiles:
            It smells good when it goes "Pfft!"
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              Colin Mochrie:
              Welcome to the six-o-clock news. Authorities report a large, pointed object was found spinning downtown. That's our top story!
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                Drew Carey:
                (during Scenes From a Hat)Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend.
                Colin Mochrie:
                Come.
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                  Drew Carey:
                  Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway", the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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                    Ryan Stiles:
                    Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!
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                      Ryan Stiles:
                      Where the hell's my cooooooooooooooke?!
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                        Drew Carey:
                        (during scenes from a hat)An example of a job where breaking out into song is discouraged.
                        Colin Mochrie:
                        (singing)I'm a mime!!
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                          Colin Mochrie:
                          In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!
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                            Wayne:
                            I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.
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                              Drew Carey:
                              Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast.
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                                Drew Carey:
                                Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store. They just don't matter.
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                                  Ryan Styles:
                                  There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs.
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                                    Greg Proops:
                                    In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.
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                                      Colin Mochrie:
                                      The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
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                                        Colin:
                                        Stand back, this baby's gonna blow!
                                        -Colin
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                                          Drew:
                                          If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
                                          -Drew
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                                            Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball):
                                            Is it as big as Drew Carey?
                                            -Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)