Whose Line Is It Anyway? Quotes
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      Colin Mochrie:
      This just in. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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        Drew Carey:
        Things you can say about a truck, but not your girlfriend.
        Ryan Stiles:
        It smells good when it goes "Pfft!"
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          Colin Mochrie:
          Welcome to the six-o-clock news. Authorities report a large, pointed object was found spinning downtown. That's our top story!
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            Drew Carey:
            (during Scenes From a Hat)Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend.
            Colin Mochrie:
            Come.
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              Drew Carey:
              Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway", the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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                Ryan Stiles:
                Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!
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                  Ryan Stiles:
                  Where the hell's my cooooooooooooooke?!
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                    Drew Carey:
                    (during scenes from a hat)An example of a job where breaking out into song is discouraged.
                    Colin Mochrie:
                    (singing)I'm a mime!!
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                      Colin Mochrie:
                      In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!
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                        Wayne:
                        I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.
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                          Drew Carey:
                          Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast.
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                            Drew Carey:
                            Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store. They just don't matter.
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                              Ryan Styles:
                              There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs.
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                                Greg Proops:
                                In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.
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                                  Colin Mochrie:
                                  The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
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                                    Colin:
                                    Stand back, this baby's gonna blow!
                                    -Colin
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                                      Drew:
                                      If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
                                      -Drew
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                                        Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball):
                                        Is it as big as Drew Carey?
                                        -Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)
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                                          Brad in:
                                          Okay you Bastard!
                                          -Brad in
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                                            Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles:
                                            If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!
                                            -Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles