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      Lube's Nephew:
      Well, if it isn't the bi-cranial quadruped commonly known as CatDog.
      Cat:
      Are you sure you're related to Lube?
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        Dog:
        Eat sensible, exercise, and watch TV!
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          Lube: (after finding out the world is going to end) "OH NO!" *bashes head against pole repeatedly*

          Cat: "Lube, don't panic!"

          Cliff: "He's not panicing! He always does that on wednesdays."
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            Randolph: "And I love it!"
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              Winslow:
              Sheesh! Who died?
              -Winslow
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                Dog:
                I'll call him Little Cat! Cause he looks like you, only littler.
                -Dog
                26258
                  Dog Cat:
                  'I can't decide what to eat first.' 'What's the difference? There's four ingredients in everything!'
                  -Dog Cat
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                    Winslow:
                    Hey Einstein, you makin' a flyin' machine or just a racket?
                    -Winslow
                    26256
                      Dog Cat:
                      'You mean you lied?' 'That's what you do with pen pals.' 'I never knew that.'
                      -Dog Cat
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                        Dog Cat:
                        'I hope I don't have a bad dream about aliens.' 'I have a very strong feeling you will.'
                        -Dog Cat
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                          Cat:
                          They all go haha with laughing at me, and they make me spill my Ice Cream all gone.
                          -Cat
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                            Dog Cat:
                            Dog: I am... DOG THE MIGHTY! Cat: Yeah, mighty ridiculous!
                            -Dog Cat
                            26252
                              Cat Dog:
                              'Quiet, Dog! I've got to listen for my name on the radio!' 'Aw, I coulda told ya that! It's CAT!'
                              -Cat Dog
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                                Lola Caricola:
                                Lola Caricola: Hola. I am Lola.
                                -Lola Caricola
                                26250
                                  Lube:
                                  Hey! That's not CatDog... it's CatCat!
                                  -Lube
                                  26249
                                    Cat Ingrid:
                                    Cat: Hello, Ingrids. Care to cha-cha-cha? Ingrid: Ja-ja-ja!
                                    -Cat Ingrid
                                    26248
                                      Mr. Sunshine Santa Claus:
                                      'Wait, does this mean there's an Easter Bunny?' 'There better be, he owes me sixty bucks.'
                                      -Mr. Sunshine Santa Claus
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                                        Dog Cat:
                                        'I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."' 'I meant every word!'
                                        -Dog Cat
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                                          Ingrid #2 and Ingrid #1:
                                          'I'll never dance with you two again! You stepped on my toes, and you ate my sister!' '[from inside CatDog] Ja!'
                                          -Ingrid #2 and Ingrid #1
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                                            Dog:
                                            Dog: It just doesn't get any better than this!
                                            -Dog