Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes
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    1030
      Willy Wonka:
      If God Didnt Want Us To Walk He Wouldn't Have Invented Roller Skates.
      -Willy Wonka
      1029
        Wonka:
        Hurry please. We have so much time and so little to see... Strike that, reverse it, thank you.
        -Wonka
        1028
          Willy Willy Wonka and Mrs. Teevee:
          Wonka: Hashawankaimo
          Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
          Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backward
          -Willy Willy Wonka and Mrs. Teevee
          1027
            Willy Wonka and Mrs. Gloop:
            Mrs. Gloop: He'll be turned into a marshmallow in five seconds!
            Wonka: That's impossible my dear lady! Unthinkable! Absurd!
            Mrs. Gloop: Why?
            Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room.
            -Willy Wonka and Mrs. Gloop
            1026
              Wonka:
              [grabs Veruca's chin] We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
              -Wonka
              1025
                Wonka:
                Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
                -Wonka
                1024
                  Wonka:
                  Speak a little louder next time... I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
                  -Wonka