Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes
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    1050
      Willy Wonka:
      Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing...
      -Willy Wonka
      1049
        Mike Teevee:
        Wham! You're dead!
        -Mike Teevee
        1048
          Violet:
          Spitting's a dirty habbit! (picks her nose)
          -Violet
          1047
            Will Wonka:
            (after Veruca goes down the chute) She was a bad egg.
            -Will Wonka
            1046
              Violet's father:
              I've got a blueberry for a daughter!
              -Violet's father
              1045
                Willy Wonka:
                Goodby Mrs. Gloop! Adeiu, auf weiderschen, gesundheit, farewell.
                -Willy Wonka
                1044
                  Veruca:
                  Daddy I do NOT want a boat like this.
                  -Veruca
                  1043
                    Sam Beauregarde Wonka:
                    What is this, Wonka, some sort of funhouse?" "Why? Having fun?
                    -Sam Beauregarde Wonka
                    1042
                      Veruca Salt:
                      Snozzberry? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
                      -Veruca Salt
                      1041
                        Willy Wonka:
                        So shines a good deed in a weary world...
                        -Willy Wonka
                        1040
                          Willy Wonka:
                          We are the makers of music and we are the dreamers of dreams.
                          -Willy Wonka
                          1039
                            Mr. Salt and Grandpa Joe:
                            Veruca goes in first, she's a lady. If she's a lady, I'm a Vernicious Knid.
                            -Mr. Salt and Grandpa Joe
                            1038
                              Mr.Salt and Willy Wonka:
                              Wonka: This piece of gum is a three course dinner!

                              Mr.Salt: Bull!

                              Wonka: No, Roast Beef but I haven't quite perfected it yet.
                              -Mr.Salt and Willy Wonka
                              1037
                                Grandpa and Charlie:
                                Grandpa: Well Charlie, Mr.Salt finally got what he always wanted.

                                Charlie: What's that?

                                Grandpa: Veruca went first.
                                -Grandpa and Charlie
                                1036
                                  Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka:
                                  Snozzwangers? Vermicious knids? What kind of rubbish is that?

                                  I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
                                  -Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka
                                  1035
                                    Veruca Salt:
                                    He's absolutely bonkers!
                                    -Veruca Salt
                                    1034
                                      Willy Wonka:
                                      A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
                                      -Willy Wonka
                                      1033
                                        Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe:
                                        In we go. It's my greatest invention yet. The Wonkavator.
                                        It looks like an elevator to me.
                                        Yes but an elevator only goes up and down. The Wonkavator goes up, down, sideways and every other way you can imagine.
                                        -Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe
                                        1032
                                          Mr. Salt & Wonka:
                                          Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
                                          Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
                                          -Mr. Salt & Wonka
                                          1031
                                            wonka:
                                            come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!!!
                                            -wonka