Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes

1090

Wonka: "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by."

1089

Charlie: "It's perfect!" Mrs. Teavee: "It's unbelieveable!" Grandpa Joe: "It's a miracle!" Mike: "It's a TV dinner!" Wonka: "It's Wonkavision." Grandpa Joe: "It could change the world!"

1088

Wonka: "Bet you don't go in. I'm sorry, rules of the house."

1087

Wonka:

I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
-Wonka

1086

Wonka:

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
-Wonka

1085

Wonka:

Is it my soul that calls upon my name?
-Wonka

1084

Willy Wonka:

Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head.
-Willy Wonka

1083

Grandpa Joe:

I never thought my life could be...anything but catastrophe...but suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me...'cause I've got a golden ticket...I've a golden twinkle in my eye.
-Grandpa Joe

1082

Mr. Salt:

Now listen to this: the first girl who finds the golden ticket gets a one-prize bonus in the pay bucket! Whaddya think of that?
-Mr. Salt

1081

Mrs. Salt and Mr. Salt:

Mrs. Salt: "You're going to be very unpopular around here, Henry, if you don't deliver soon."
Mr. Salt: "That breaks my heart, Henrietta. I hate to see your own heart break."
-Mrs. Salt and Mr. Salt

1080

Grandpa Joe:

Greetings to you the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka!! Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o'clock on the morning of the first day of October and do not be late! You may bring with you one member of your own family,
-Grandpa Joe

1079

Mr.Sweethard:

Hold on, Veruca! Sweethard! Daddy's Coming!
-Mr.Sweethard

1078

The Teavees:

(After Mike tries the Exploding candy)
Mrs. Teavee: Your Teeth!
Mike: Boy, that's great stuff.
-The Teavees

1077

The oompa Loompas:

YOU'LL GET NO COMMERCIALS!
-The oompa Loompas

1076

The Oompa Loompas:

Oompa loompa doopity doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doopadahdee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
-The Oompa Loompas

1075

Charlie and Mrs. Teavee:

Charlie: "Hey, the room's getting smaller!"
Mrs. Teavee: "No, it's not. HE's getting bigger!"
-Charlie and Mrs. Teavee

1074

Willy Wonka:

Nicely handled, Veruca. She's a girl who knows where she's going.
-Willy Wonka

1073

Willy Wonka:

Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.
-Willy Wonka

1072

Willy Wonka:

99, 44, 100% pure. Just through the other door, please.
-Willy Wonka

1071

Willy Wonka:

You have to go forwards to go back.
-Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)