Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes
      Run home Charlie! Run home as fast as you can!
        Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like saimese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who to blame? Blame the mom and dad.
        Ooompa Loompa doompy da. If you're not spoiled you will go far. You will live in happiness too like the Oompa Loompa Doopity Do.
          Well he got what he wanted.
          What's that?
          Veruca went first.

          --Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe
            Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?
            Wonka: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
            Grandpa Joe: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it?
            Wonka: He doesn't.
            Grandpa Joe: Why not?
            Wonka: Because he broke the rules.
            Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
            Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]
            Grandpa Joe: You're a crook...You're a cheat and a swindler...! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! [lividly] You're an inhuman monster...!
            Wonka: I said "GOOD DAY"!!
            Grandpa Joe: Come on Charlie, let's get out of here!

            Charlie: (pauses after grandpa joe realizes gobstoppers. He walks back into the office.) Mr. Wonka?

            Willy wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world....... Charlie???? My boy, YOU WON! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would!"
              There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing.So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing. Any signs that they are slowing! - Willy Wonka
                "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."-Willy Wonka
                  "In springtime the only pretty ring time birds sing hey ding. A dinga ding sweet lovers love the spring."-Willy Wonka
                    "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"-Willy Wonka
                      "But I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!"-Veruca
                      "Can it, you nit!!!!!"-Violet
                        Oompa, Loompa. Oompa di di!
                        -Oompa Loompas
                          Grandpa Joe why won't she listen to Mr Wonka?
                          Because she, Charlie, is a nitwit.

                          --Grandpa Joe and Charlie
                            Mrs. Gloop: (after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him!Agustus can't swim!
                            "Wonka: "There no better time to learn."
                              Mrs. Gloop:
                              (after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him! Agustus can't swim!
                              Willy Wonka:
                              There's no better time to learn.

                                Willy Wonka:And Charlie..Remember what happened to

                                the man..who suddenly found out that he got everything

                                that he ever wanted?

                                Charlie Bucket:(Asks in wide eyed wonder)What happened

                                to him?

                                Willy Wonka(Replies with a big warm and friendly smile):

                                He lived happily ever after!(Embraces the boy in his arms

                                ..as Charlie cries and the film goes into it's final credits)
                                  What she wants is, a good kick in the pants.
                                    AUGUSTUS! SWEETHEART! Save some room for later!
                                    -Mrs. Gloop (Augusts' momma)
                                      Oompa loompa gobble dee doo I've got another riddle for you. Oompa loompa gobble dee dee if you are wise you will listen to me.

                                      What do you get when your child is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and sham. It's time to place the blame where it obviously belongs. Place the blame on mom and dad.

                                      Oompa loompa gobble dee dar given good manners you will go far like the Oompa loompa gobble dee doo.
                                        don't lose your head Augustus, we wouldn't want anyone to lose that...yet
                                          Veruca: You're a rotten mean fater you never give me anything I want. And I won't go to school till I have it
                                            Veruca: "Let's go in! Come on!"
                                            Wonka: "Patience, patience, little dear, everything has to be in order."