Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes
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      Wonka:
      Hold on tight everybody, Here it comes!
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        Man:
        Run home Charlie! Run home as fast as you can!
        1109
          Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like saimese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who to blame? Blame the mom and dad.
          Ooompa Loompa doompy da. If you're not spoiled you will go far. You will live in happiness too like the Oompa Loompa Doopity Do.
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            Well he got what he wanted.
            What's that?
            Veruca went first.

            --Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe
            1107
              Wonka:
              Charlie???? My boy, YOU WON! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would! Oh, I am sorry I put you through this. Please forgive me. Come here, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, Meet my friend, Mr. Wilkinson.
              Wilkinson:
              Pleasure.
              Charlie:
              It's Slugworth!
              Wonka:
              No, no, no! That's not slugworth, He works for me.
              Charlie:
              For you?
              Wonka:
              Why yes! I had to test you, Charlie. And you passed it. YOU WON!
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                There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing.So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing. Any signs that they are slowing! - Willy Wonka
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                  "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."-Willy Wonka
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                    "In springtime the only pretty ring time birds sing hey ding. A dinga ding sweet lovers love the spring."-Willy Wonka
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                      "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"-Willy Wonka
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                        "But I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!"-Veruca
                        "Can it, you nit!!!!!"-Violet
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                          Oompa, Loompa. Oompa di di!
                          -Oompa Loompas
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                            Grandpa Joe why won't she listen to Mr Wonka?
                            Because she, Charlie, is a nitwit.

                            --Grandpa Joe and Charlie
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                              Mrs. Gloop: (after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him!Agustus can't swim!
                              "Wonka: "There no better time to learn."
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                                Mrs. Gloop:
                                (after Agustus falls in Choco River) You must save him! Agustus can't swim!
                                Willy Wonka:
                                There's no better time to learn.
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                                  Willy Wonka:And Charlie..Remember what happened to

                                  the man..who suddenly found out that he got everything

                                  that he ever wanted?


                                  Charlie Bucket:(Asks in wide eyed wonder)What happened

                                  to him?

                                  Willy Wonka(Replies with a big warm and friendly smile):

                                  He lived happily ever after!(Embraces the boy in his arms

                                  ..as Charlie cries and the film goes into it's final credits)
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                                    What she wants is, a good kick in the pants.
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                                      AUGUSTUS! SWEETHEART! Save some room for later!
                                      -Mrs. Gloop (Augusts' momma)
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                                        Oompa loompa gobble dee doo I've got another riddle for you. Oompa loompa gobble dee dee if you are wise you will listen to me.

                                        What do you get when your child is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat. Blaming the kid is a lie and sham. It's time to place the blame where it obviously belongs. Place the blame on mom and dad.

                                        Oompa loompa gobble dee dar given good manners you will go far like the Oompa loompa gobble dee doo.
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                                          don't lose your head Augustus, we wouldn't want anyone to lose that...yet
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                                            Veruca: You're a rotten mean fater you never give me anything I want. And I won't go to school till I have it