Histeria! Quotes | Retro Junk

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"Because once when he put his finger in his nose, he pulled out a silver dollar."
-Cho Cho

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(Dryly)
See it.
See it.
See it.
(Shouting franticaly)
DON'T SEE IT!
DON'T SEE IT!!
Loud kiddington in crows nest on ships......

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All Characters (Except Loud Kiddington):

I pledge Ally Sheedy to the slag, of the United Skates Of Emilo, and toot-tooty repugnant for Richard Stanz, one naked undergarment, invisble man, with liberocie and puff rice for all.

-All Characters (Except Loud Kiddington)

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Mr. Smarty Pants:

Mr. Smarty Pants: His name was Thomas [giggle] Crapper.
-Mr. Smarty Pants

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Froggo:

I'm gonna ride that choo choo, I'm gonna ride that choo choo.

-Froggo

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Nostradamus:

Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as snow / And everywhere that Mary went / There was an evil man named Hitler!
-Nostradamus

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Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright:

When was the last time this baby had a new diaper?' 'Do you know when the wheel was invented?' '3000 B.C?' 'Before that.
-Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright

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Father Time and Loud Kiddington:

Now Loud Kiddington will do a very quiet impression of the Stock Market crashing. Please turn your volume to its loudest. (whispers) Thank you. And now a quiet impression of the stock market crashing." "(shouts) CRASH!!!!
-Father Time and Loud Kiddington

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Toast and World's Oldest Woman:

How would you like it if you had to wait in line for a potato?" "Yeah, and it's another line for butter and sour cream!
-Toast and World's Oldest Woman

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Lucky Bob:

*pulls a green something from his nose* My gum looks a little like Yoda.
-Lucky Bob

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Lucky Bob:

I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves, I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves, and this is how it goes! I Know A Song That--
-Lucky Bob

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Librarian:

THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!!
-Librarian

Histeria! (1998 - 1999)