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      "Because once when he put his finger in his nose, he pulled out a silver dollar."
      -Cho Cho
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        (Dryly)
        See it.
        See it.
        See it.
        (Shouting franticaly)
        DON'T SEE IT!
        DON'T SEE IT!!
        Loud kiddington in crows nest on ships......
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          All Characters (Except Loud Kiddington):
          I pledge Ally Sheedy to the slag, of the United Skates Of Emilo, and toot-tooty repugnant for Richard Stanz, one naked undergarment, invisble man, with liberocie and puff rice for all.


          -All Characters (Except Loud Kiddington)
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            Mr. Smarty Pants:
            Mr. Smarty Pants: His name was Thomas [giggle] Crapper.
            -Mr. Smarty Pants
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              Froggo:
              I'm gonna ride that choo choo, I'm gonna ride that choo choo.

              -Froggo
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                Nostradamus:
                Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as snow / And everywhere that Mary went / There was an evil man named Hitler!
                -Nostradamus
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                  Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright:
                  When was the last time this baby had a new diaper?' 'Do you know when the wheel was invented?' '3000 B.C?' 'Before that.
                  -Orville Wright Charity Bazaar Wilbur Wright
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                    Father Time and Loud Kiddington:
                    Now Loud Kiddington will do a very quiet impression of the Stock Market crashing. Please turn your volume to its loudest. (whispers) Thank you. And now a quiet impression of the stock market crashing." "(shouts) CRASH!!!!
                    -Father Time and Loud Kiddington
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                      Toast and World's Oldest Woman:
                      How would you like it if you had to wait in line for a potato?" "Yeah, and it's another line for butter and sour cream!
                      -Toast and World's Oldest Woman
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                        Lucky Bob:
                        *pulls a green something from his nose* My gum looks a little like Yoda.
                        -Lucky Bob
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                          Lucky Bob:
                          I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves, I Know A Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves, and this is how it goes! I Know A Song That--
                          -Lucky Bob
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                            Librarian:
                            THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!!
                            -Librarian