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      "Richie: Well maybe if you got a job, instead of hanging about the flat like some vaaast slug, maybe I'd be able to wash this shirt without the risk of you seeing my nipples!!!!"
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        Eddie:
        Eddie: There's a little note attatched to my knee.
        Richie: What does it say?
        Eddie: Sue Carpenter.
        Both: Phwoar!
        -Eddie
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          Eddie:
          Eddie holds out hand to shake 'hi, Eddie Hitler' Man- 'Eddie Hitler? Hmmm any relation?'
          Eddie- 'why yes actually'
          -Eddie
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            Richie Richie:
            Richie Richie- "Half a bottle? Are you insane? You'll be dead by morning, death by sex. You'll just be lying there and they'll be doing it to you and doing it to you and .. I think i'll put on half a bottle as well!
            -Richie Richie
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              Eddie:
              Hey!! I wonder how much meat you get on a womble
              -Eddie