Will & Grace Quotes
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    26124
      Well, you always were very fond of the nursery rhyme, 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub.'
      -Jack's Mother
      26123
        Let's touch tummies!
        -Jack
        26122
          Women, can't live with them....end of sentence.
          -Jack
          26121
            C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British.
            -Will
            26120
              Jack: Will, you're going to be a great dad because for the past 10 years you've been a great one to me.
              Will: Wanna stop for ice cream?
              Jack: Nah.
              Will: Want to go to a bar and look at hot guys?
              Jack: I love you daddy.
              -Jack and Will
              26119
                Gay sex is SO hot!
                -Grace
                26118
                  Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had meant men and women to be together, he would have given them both penises.
                  -Jack
                  26117
                    Lesson for today: Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.
                    -Jack
                    26116
                      Oh my god, I turned another one.
                      -Grace
                      26115
                        There are no straight men. Only men who haven't met Jack.
                        -Jack
                        26114
                          Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.
                          -Grace
                          26113
                            Up yours, Count Drunkula.
                            -Rosario
                            26112
                              OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips
                              -Karen
                              26111
                                Sarah Jessica Parker. Hide me.
                                -Jack
                                26110
                                  Thank you, Homo-wan Kenobi.
                                  -Will
                                  26109
                                    Jack, I'm asking you to be my kid's godfather. Or rather, his fairy godfather
                                    -Will
                                    26108
                                      Will, I want you to know that I'm going to do everything I can to make Grace as happy as you have... well, plus sex.
                                      -Leo
                                      26107
                                        No kiss goodnight?
                                        -Karen
                                        26106
                                          This was my puppy, BoBo. He got run over by a truck. Lucky bastard.
                                          -Grace
                                          26105
                                            Jack: (Singing) B-I-G N-E-W-S!