26124
Well, you always were very fond of the nursery rhyme, 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Men In A Tub.'
-Jack's Mother
-Jack's Mother
26123
Let's touch tummies!
-Jack
-Jack
26122
Women, can't live with them....end of sentence.
-Jack
-Jack
26121
C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British.
-Will
-Will
26120
Jack: Will, you're going to be a great dad because for the past 10 years you've been a great one to me.
Will: Wanna stop for ice cream?
Jack: Nah.
Will: Want to go to a bar and look at hot guys?
Jack: I love you daddy.
-Jack and Will
Will: Wanna stop for ice cream?
Jack: Nah.
Will: Want to go to a bar and look at hot guys?
Jack: I love you daddy.
-Jack and Will
26119
Gay sex is SO hot!
-Grace
-Grace
26118
Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had meant men and women to be together, he would have given them both penises.
-Jack
-Jack
26117
Lesson for today: Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.
-Jack
-Jack
26116
Oh my god, I turned another one.
-Grace
-Grace
26115
There are no straight men. Only men who haven't met Jack.
-Jack
-Jack
26114
Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.
-Grace
-Grace
26113
Up yours, Count Drunkula.
-Rosario
-Rosario
26112
OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips
-Karen
-Karen
26111
Sarah Jessica Parker. Hide me.
-Jack
-Jack
26110
Thank you, Homo-wan Kenobi.
-Will
-Will
26109
Jack, I'm asking you to be my kid's godfather. Or rather, his fairy godfather
-Will
-Will
26108
Will, I want you to know that I'm going to do everything I can to make Grace as happy as you have... well, plus sex.
-Leo
-Leo
26107
No kiss goodnight?
-Karen
-Karen
26106
This was my puppy, BoBo. He got run over by a truck. Lucky bastard.
-Grace
-Grace
26105
Jack: (Singing) B-I-G N-E-W-S!

