Will & Grace Quotes | Retro Junk

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Karen: "Meats and chesses!! You are rocking my clock Mary!!!!"

26143

"Oh,..PeterPaulandMary, I'm going down!"
-Jack

26142

Say something Lesbiotic!
-Jack

26141

Barry: Aren't his abs fabulous?
Will: Did he just?
Jack: yeah... yeah he did...
Will: Baby's first fabulous!
-Will, Jack, and Barry

26140

Oh, coulda, shoulda, prada!
-Karen

26139

You say potato, I say Vodka.
-Karen

26138

Cher: Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll.
Jack: Um I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look, is flawless.
Cher: Whatever.
Jack: Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good.
Cher: I've had a lot of practice.
Jack: Hey hey. You're not that great Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you.
Cher: Ya think so?
Jack: Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe"
Cher: Are you kidding me with this?
Jack: OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe"
Cher: Get a life.
[walks away then turns around]
Cher: [sings] If I could turn back time.
Jack: [clears throat to sing] If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe. Time hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe.
Cher: [slaps Jack] Snap out of it!
-Cher and Jack

26137

Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.
-Rosario

26136

I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!
-Karen

26135

Jack, if I'm supposed to stay away from every guy you've ever slept with, that would leave me with... women.
-Will

26134

And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubbie.
-Will

26133

My God. If my closet were like this I never would have come out of it!
-Jack

26132

No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.
-Karen

26131

Jack: This is bigger than the moon landing.
Will: One giant leap for man-on-man kind.
-Will and Jack

26130

'Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.' 'Boys don't make passes at girls with fat asses. '
-Will and Jack

26129

Looks like your new sweetie's turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.
-Karen

26128

Wow that may have been the greatest day of my life. I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables.
-Karen

26127

'Okay, okay, true or false... I think you're great?' 'Um, false.' 'True!' 'Oh this game is so hard!'
-Liz and Karen

26126

'Come on Jack, let's try the back door.' 'Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this?'
-Will and Jack

26125

Will: No, no. I don't want to have sex with you.
Jack: Oh, Will that wasn't sex. Okay, how do I explain this? Okay, when a man and a man love each other very much...
Will: No, no... Psychic Sue said I was going to spend the rest of my life with a guy named Jack.
Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you.
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No thanks.
-Will and Jack

Will & Grace (1998 - 2006)