Will & Grace Quotes
      Karen: "Meats and chesses!! You are rocking my clock Mary!!!!"
        "Oh,..PeterPaulandMary, I'm going down!"
          Say something Lesbiotic!
            Barry: Aren't his abs fabulous?
            Will: Did he just?
            Jack: yeah... yeah he did...
            Will: Baby's first fabulous!
            -Will, Jack, and Barry
              Oh, coulda, shoulda, prada!
                You say potato, I say Vodka.
                  Cher: Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll.
                  Jack: Um I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look, is flawless.
                  Cher: Whatever.
                  Jack: Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good.
                  Cher: I've had a lot of practice.
                  Jack: Hey hey. You're not that great Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you.
                  Cher: Ya think so?
                  Jack: Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe"
                  Cher: Are you kidding me with this?
                  Jack: OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe"
                  Cher: Get a life.
                  [walks away then turns around]
                  Cher: [sings] If I could turn back time.
                  Jack: [clears throat to sing] If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe. Time hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe.
                  Cher: [slaps Jack] Snap out of it!
                  -Cher and Jack
                    Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.
                      I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!
                        Jack, if I'm supposed to stay away from every guy you've ever slept with, that would leave me with... women.
                          And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubbie.
                            My God. If my closet were like this I never would have come out of it!
                              No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.
                                Jack: This is bigger than the moon landing.
                                Will: One giant leap for man-on-man kind.
                                -Will and Jack
                                  'Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.' 'Boys don't make passes at girls with fat asses. '
                                  -Will and Jack
                                    Looks like your new sweetie's turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.
                                      Wow that may have been the greatest day of my life. I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables.
                                        'Okay, okay, true or false... I think you're great?' 'Um, false.' 'True!' 'Oh this game is so hard!'
                                        -Liz and Karen
                                          'Come on Jack, let's try the back door.' 'Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this?'
                                          -Will and Jack
                                            Will: No, no. I don't want to have sex with you.
                                            Jack: Oh, Will that wasn't sex. Okay, how do I explain this? Okay, when a man and a man love each other very much...
                                            Will: No, no... Psychic Sue said I was going to spend the rest of my life with a guy named Jack.
                                            Jack: Jack who?
                                            Will: Jack you.
                                            Jack: Jack me?
                                            Will: No thanks.
                                            -Will and Jack