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      Arthur:
      Is Pal feeling better?
      The Vet:
      Well, He is still quite queasy. He ate a lot of things that a dog shouldn't eat. What did he eat yesterday?
      Arthur:
      Pancakes, Halloween Candy, Then he swallowed a hot dog with mustard.
      The Vet:
      (Gives Arthur lecture book) Here read this. It's about what dogs should eat to stay healthy.
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        Ratburn:
        Shall I repeat the question Sue Ellen?
        Sue Ellen:
        Red! The answer is red!
        Ratburn:
        No. 12 times 12 is not "red", It's 128. However, if I had asked what color your cheeks are turning, "red" would have been the correct answer.
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          Arthur:
          Is the show over?
          D.W.:
          Nope, intermission. Rapunzel fell out of the castle and broke her neck! This is much more exciting than the version mom told me.
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            Binky:
            Brain, do you think it will be cold this summer?
            Brain:
            No, why?
            Binky:
            Because my dad said he'd buy me a computer when it snows in July.
            31025
              Francine:
              It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring.(dad snoring)and it's driving me nuts!
              31024
                Francine:
                Has anyone seen my penicillin-I mean, pencil and pen?
                31019
                  Binky:
                  I want to found a new club with no dumb hitting or stuff. And if anybody breaks that rule, I'll clobber them!
                  31018
                    D.W.:
                    How do you get square balloons?
                    Saleswoman:
                    Blow square breaths.
                    D.W.:
                    Oh....
                    30957
                      D.W.:
                      Mom, Dad! The bathroom's on fire!
                      Arthur:
                      That's steam! I'm taking a shower!
                      30931
                        D.W.:
                        (a building is exploded)She did it!(points to Kate)
                        Mom:
                        A demolition team did it, D.W.
                        D.W.:
                        Right. That what I meant.(snaps fingers)
                        30930
                          Talking radio:
                          You're not in the story, and you're doing my lines! I warn Jack to run away but not until he hears "Fe Fi Fo"--you know the drill!
                          26045
                            Binky Barnes:
                            Without Me There's No Banana
                            26044
                              D.W.:
                              crazy bus is gone!!
                              26043
                                Mr. Crosswire:
                                Rule #3: "Yikes" minus "I-K" is "Yes"!
                                26042
                                  Baby Kate:
                                  Glooba
                                  Arthur:
                                  Glooba" G-L-O-O-B-A. Glooba!
                                  26041
                                    Arthur:
                                    A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!
                                    26040
                                      Muffy:
                                      i can't help it! i deserve more!
                                      26039
                                        Binky:
                                        Binky: I founded this club and now I'm un-founding it.
                                        -Binky
                                        26038
                                          D.W. Reed:
                                          Oh everyone thinks that my brother stinks, like a piece of stinky cheese. But me, I say, that he's ok, as long as there's a breeze.
                                          -D.W. Reed
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                                            D.W.:
                                            [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
                                            -D.W.