32426
Arthur:
Is Pal feeling better?
The Vet:
Well, He is still quite queasy. He ate a lot of things that a dog shouldn't eat. What did he eat yesterday?
Arthur:
Pancakes, Halloween Candy, Then he swallowed a hot dog with mustard.
The Vet:
(Gives Arthur lecture book) Here read this. It's about what dogs should eat to stay healthy.
32229
Ratburn:
Shall I repeat the question Sue Ellen?
Sue Ellen:
Red! The answer is red!
Ratburn:
No. 12 times 12 is not "red", It's 128. However, if I had asked what color your cheeks are turning, "red" would have been the correct answer.
31885
Arthur:
Is the show over?
D.W.:
Nope, intermission. Rapunzel fell out of the castle and broke her neck! This is much more exciting than the version mom told me.
31374
Binky:
Brain, do you think it will be cold this summer?
Brain:
No, why?
Binky:
Because my dad said he'd buy me a computer when it snows in July.
31025
Francine:
It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring.(dad snoring)and it's driving me nuts!
31024
Francine:
Has anyone seen my penicillin-I mean, pencil and pen?
31019
Binky:
I want to found a new club with no dumb hitting or stuff. And if anybody breaks that rule, I'll clobber them!
31018
D.W.:
How do you get square balloons?
Saleswoman:
Blow square breaths.
D.W.:
Oh....
30957
D.W.:
Mom, Dad! The bathroom's on fire!
Arthur:
That's steam! I'm taking a shower!
30931
D.W.:
(a building is exploded)She did it!(points to Kate)
Mom:
A demolition team did it, D.W.
D.W.:
Right. That what I meant.(snaps fingers)
30930
Talking radio:
You're not in the story, and you're doing my lines! I warn Jack to run away but not until he hears "Fe Fi Fo"--you know the drill!
26045
Binky Barnes:
Without Me There's No Banana
26044
D.W.:
crazy bus is gone!!
26043
Mr. Crosswire:
Rule #3: "Yikes" minus "I-K" is "Yes"!
26042
Baby Kate:
Glooba
Arthur:
Glooba" G-L-O-O-B-A. Glooba!
26041
Arthur:
A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!
26040
Muffy:
i can't help it! i deserve more!
26039
Binky:
Binky: I founded this club and now I'm un-founding it.
-Binky
-Binky
26038
D.W. Reed:
Oh everyone thinks that my brother stinks, like a piece of stinky cheese. But me, I say, that he's ok, as long as there's a breeze.
-D.W. Reed
-D.W. Reed
26037
D.W.:
[singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
-D.W.
-D.W.
