That '70s Show Quotes
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      Kelso:
      Yeah, I'm good looking
      -Kelso
      25812
        Fez:
        I choose Boobs!
        -Fez
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          Kelso:
          SCREW THAT I'M INVINSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          -Kelso
          25810
            Kelso:
            There's a rabbit, stuck up a tree, and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.
            -Kelso
            25809
              Eric:
              Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!
              -Eric
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                Fez:
                I'd love to be the hootermans dog
                -Fez
                25807
                  Kelso:
                  BURRRRRRN!!!

                  -Kelso
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                    Eric:
                    I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long

                    -Eric