That '70s Show Quotes
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    25833
      Fez:
      Look my balls have holes in them
      -Fez
      25832
        Red:
        Why are you here? Why are you always here?
        -Red
        25831
          Donna and Little Boy:
          Donna: Hey, you seen enough you little perve Little Boy: She touched me and it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          -Donna and Little Boy
          25830
            Eric:
            You know, you're always calling me dumbass and you know I wished I had? (mocking Red) I'm Red Foreman and I wished I had eight legs to put my foot up 8 asses!
            -Eric
            25829
              Fez:
              Oh, always blame the foreign guy with the spoon!
              -Fez
              25828
                Fez & Hyde:
                Fex: I am so excited about "Star Whores". Hyde: Fezzie, man. It's "Star WARS". Fez: Screw that!
                -Fez & Hyde
                25827
                  Fez:
                  Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
                  -Fez
                  25826
                    Kelso:
                    I have the three thing that girls want; I'm hot and I'm smart
                    -Kelso
                    25825
                      Donna:
                      For the last time dad, there are no seats around you!
                      -Donna
                      25824
                        Bob:
                        Normal doesn't put asses in the seat donna!

                        -Bob
                        25823
                          Donna:
                          Dad, can't you say something normal for once!?!
                          -Donna
                          25822
                            Fez:
                            Hey Donna, Booo! Booo!
                            -Fez
                            25821
                              Eric:
                              Yeah, uh Donna, I'm stuck in a thorn bush
                              -Eric
                              25820
                                little girl and Red:
                                Little girl: Santa I want a pony for christmas!!
                                Red: Horses die what you need is a good pair of boobs.
                                -little girl and Red
                                25819
                                  Eric:
                                  Wow!, for a minute there, I almost forgot about my sisters wet naked ass, oh god!
                                  -Eric
                                  25818
                                    Eric and Laurie:
                                    Eric: Hey Donna, ready to get down? Laurie: LITTLE BROTHER!!! Eric: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
                                    -Eric and Laurie
                                    25817
                                      Donna and Eric:
                                      Eric: Donna, I was just out by the lake and I thought it was you naked but when you turned around, you were Laurie, then I heard screaming, and it was me! Donna: Oh yeah!?!, well I've got bigger problems, Fez thought it would be nice to see me like that
                                      -Donna and Eric
                                      25816
                                        Donna and Fez:
                                        Fez: Hey Laurie, are you naked or are you just happy to see me!!! Donna: OH MY GOD FEZ!?! Fez:(ok, just come up with something sexy) Hey Donna, nice hooters Donna: FEZ GET THE HELL OUT!!!
                                        -Donna and Fez
                                        25815
                                          Red:
                                          Dumbass
                                          -Red
                                          25814
                                            Red:
                                            I'm gonna kick your ass
                                            -Red