That '70s Show Quotes
    Close
    25853
      Eric and Red:
      "Eric: I'm only here because you had a heart attack
      Red: I only had a heart attack because you're here"
      -Eric and Red
      25852
        Hyde and Fez:
        "Hyde: I'm going to write "I Hate the Fuzz" on my ass
        Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it?"
        -Hyde and Fez
        25851
          Red:
          "You drilled a hole in my floor so I'm going to drill a hole in your ass"
          -Red
          25850
            EDITING:
            "Little girl: Santa I want a pony for christmas!! Red: Horses die what you need is a good pair of boobs."
            - little girl and Red

            that's wrong... he said "what you need is a good pair of BOOTs not BOOBs"
            -EDITING
            25849
              -Michael and Eric:
              Haha you're Dr. Pee-Pee. Eric: Yeah I'm Dr. Pee-Pee. What about you Big Chief Brown Bottom.*Michael is shocked* Michael talking in a low voice: Ok dude, I'm sorry. You guys.... just shut up.
              --Michael and Eric
              25848
                "It's called career day, not career half a day. *laughs and realizes he made a smart a** remark for strike 3* Ok that's not strike 3 that's what my teacher said. *pause* Red: Ok Eric you go with your mom to the hospital to become a nurse."
                -
                25847
                  Kitty: "Here here, take some tang and go. Hyde(smiling): Man if only i had a dollar for every time I heard a girl said that.*Eric laughs and Hyde puts the glass of tang(orange juice down* Kitty: What, what never turn down tang. Growing boys need tang. *E
                  -
                  25846
                    Fez:
                    Fez: Oh, the ladies want a piece of Fez.
                    -Fez
                    25845
                      Kelso:
                      The bag was ON FIRE!
                      -Kelso
                      25844
                        Fez:
                        Eric do something your father is taking my women!!!
                        -Fez
                        25843
                          eric:
                          G.I. Ja'que... it does existed
                          -eric
                          25842
                            Kelso:
                            I know what your problem is...I'm too pretty.
                            -Kelso
                            25841
                              Mitch:
                              I've lost the ability to process language, on account I have a CONCUSSION!!
                              -Mitch
                              25840
                                Move your lips, mushmouth!:
                                Mitch Millers
                                -Move your lips, mushmouth!
                                25839
                                  Red:
                                  I'll clean it up later dudes
                                  -Red
                                  25838
                                    Young Kelso:
                                    I am a doctor
                                    -Young Kelso
                                    25837
                                      Kelso:
                                      I've always wanted to see a baby eat pop rocks
                                      -Kelso
                                      25836
                                        Donna:
                                        What are you looking at string bean?
                                        -Donna
                                        25835
                                          Fez:
                                          Oh look a robot!
                                          -Fez
                                          25834
                                            Fez:
                                            If wouldn't have found this bacon I would be really mad!
                                            -Fez