That '70s Show Quotes
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      Kelso: Haha look! They even have dirty cartoons on the wall!
      Hyde: ...Kelso, Those are CPR instructions.
      Kelso: Then I've done CPR a lot!
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        Donna: It wasn't my fault Fez. Jackie wouldn't let her pee.
        Jackie: You said she was a sasquatch.
        Donna: So did you.
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          "ow my eye"
          -kelso, after being hit by hyde
          25870
            Red as Santa: And what do you want for xmas?
            Little Kid: A pony!
            Red as Santa: You dont want that! Ponies die. What you need is a good pair of BOOTS

            me as red: not "BOOBs" as some idiot wrote above.
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              Hyde: Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?"
              25868
                Fez: *angrily* " I said Good Day!"
                25867
                  Kelso: "I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs."
                  25866
                    Red: "Today's your lucky day son. I heard the camera adds 10 pounds."

                    Eric: " And I heard it added a full head of hair."
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                      Fez: Why would you say that god hates you?, at least you have a women's love, whore!
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                        Kelso's Imagination:(Laurie speaking): Hello Kelso, I'm waiting and I want you baby, take me now!, I need It Bad!, I need It all night!, 'cause mamma loves her baby!, I'm completely naked under this!, and I'm bad for you Kelso!
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                          Fez: I may not say this right, because I am new to english, but she has tremendous brests, yes???
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                            Fez: Hey Rhonda. Want to have a hot-dog eating contest?
                            Rhonda: I can't have a hot-dog eating contest ever. It's not proper.
                            Fez: Who says?
                            Rhonda: They do.
                            Fez: I see. What have you meddling whores done to my Rhonda?
                            Donna: It wasn't my fault
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                              Fez:
                              Oh Jackie. Silly silly Jackie.
                              -Fez
                              25860
                                Eric & Hyde:
                                Eric:(Talking about Kelso)Wow watch him try to pice it together,he's got no he doesn't, wait...no.
                                Hyde:Wow this is like the slowest burn ever.
                                -Eric & Hyde
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                                  Fez & Kelso:
                                  Fez:Hey every one look at Kelso he's stuuupid!
                                  Kelso:Hey every one look at Fez he's foreign!
                                  -Fez & Kelso
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                                    Fez:
                                    What a good looking crop of S.L.O.P.S
                                    -Fez
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                                      Red:
                                      Ho Ho Ho.......Dumbass
                                      -Red
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                                        Eric:
                                        *Eric and Red are doing roleplays. Eric as Red and vice-versa* Eric: I wish i was an octopus. Then i can put 6 more boots in people's asses."
                                        -Eric
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                                          Red and Fez:
                                          Red: I couldn't understand a word you said but i heard commie bastards which is good enough for me.
                                          -Red and Fez
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                                            Hyde:
                                            Hyde: Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?
                                            -Hyde