Fawlty Towers Quotes
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    25745
      Basil: there is too much butter on those trays
      Manuel: no, no, no sir not on those trays; uno dos tres
      -Basil Fawlty and Manuel
      25744
        Hello Lord Melbury any valuables to deposit today? any bricks perchance?
        (Lord Melbury runs away)
        BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
        -Basil
        25743
          Basil Fawlty:
          German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war.
          Basil: Me? You started it.
          German Guest: We did not start it.
          Basil: Yes you did you invaded Poland.
          -Basil Fawlty
          25742
            Basil Fawlty:
            Sybill: If I find out you bet money on that horse you know what I'll do Basil.
            Basil: You'll have to sew 'em back on first.
            -Basil Fawlty
            25741
              Manuel:
              Basil:Go and get me a hammer.
              Manuel: Hammer? Hammer? Oh, hamma sandwich.
              -Manuel
              25740
                Manuel:
                Que?
                -Manuel
                25739
                  Basil:
                  Is that all dear? Would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?
                  -Basil
                  25738
                    Sybill (to the builder Mr. O' Reilly):
                    I've seen more organised creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut off.
                    -Sybill (to the builder Mr. O' Reilly)
                    25737
                      Manuel:
                      I am from Barcelona.
                      -Manuel