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      Sheriff Ledbetter:
      Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman.

      -Sheriff Ledbetter
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        Andy:
        We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes.

        -Andy
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          Andy:
          Call me Mr. Lamb Fries!

          -Andy
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            Andy:
            I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn't even know what town he's in.

            -Andy
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              Elizabeth:
              I'm convinced that our marriage has been one of mutual betrayals. I know it! YOU know it! Even Yellow Dog knows it!

              -Elizabeth
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                Andy:
                Being a fake is what I do best.

                -Andy