WWE Monday Night RAW Quotes
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      "Everyone's got a price!"
      -'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase
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        "My bikini will be fully loaded, and ready to drop the bomb on you!"
        -Sable shooting a promo on Jackie prior to their "Bikini Contest" at Fully Loaded: In Your House
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          " So parents,.....get your children's permission to watch!"
          -HHH
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            "Heh heh heh heh heh....... and they call you the 'Big Show'???"
            -Val Venis on "GTV" after leaning over and looking at the Big Shows dick in the bathroom
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              "EVERYBODY IN THAT GOD-D*MN DRESSING ROOM KNOWS THAT I'M THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE! ............................AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, TOUGH SH*T!"
              -Bret Hart on the 3/22?/97 episode, the infamous night that Vince became "Mr. McMahon" . This is also the night after the Fatal 4Way:InYourHouse Match between Austin/Hitman/Vader/Undertaker, where he lost the belt to Sycho Sid in a cage match. It was groundbreaking then to hear the cuss words Bret was saying on 'live tv'.
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                Tune in, next week , SAME STONE COLD TIME.....SAME STONE COLD...CHANNEL!
                -Stone Cold on an episode of Raw sometime in 1998
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                  Im your genetic jackhammer!
                  -Vince McMahon talking to Linda
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                    NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!
                    -Razor Ramon
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                      AND THATS WHY I KICKED YOUR LEG OUTTA YOUR LEG!
                      -Owen Hart screwing up a angry promo to Bret
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                        Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
                        -Stone Cold Steve Austin
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                          Phony little shit.
                          -Bret Hart talking about Shawn Michaels
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                            And slaughter, there wont be any hard feelings. As a matter of fact, I might just take a swing by ya house, and let yer old lady, take a smoke, OF THE PIECE PIPE! (crotch-chop motion)
                            -HHH cutting a promo to Sgt. Slaughter at DeGenerationX InYourHouse
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                              Happy birthday to Steph, you're a hoe with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!
                              -The Rock singing to Stephanie McMahon on Raw
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                                i want you to roll a fatty, light that blunt up and say....................PIMPIN AINT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!
                                -The Godfather
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                                  If Stone Cold was to become champion , as of now, that would be, a public-relations corporate nightmare.
                                  -Vince McMahon on Raw prior to WrestleMania14
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                                    IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!!!!!!! IT WAS MEEEE, ALLLLL ALONGGG!!!!!!!!!
                                    -Vince McMahon on Raw after being revealed as the Corporate Ministry's "Greater Power"
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                                      HHH: Now then, as it pertains to video, we promise, there will be less, dick, references.
                                      HBK: Awww, shit.
                                      HHH: Watch your fuckin mouth!
                                      HBK: Ohhh, Fuck me
                                      HHH: God Dammit,
                                      HBK: Shhhit
                                      HHH: Fuck.
                                      HHH: We promise, there will be less , penis references.
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                                        Animal: Tellem Hawk!
                                        Hawk: WELLLLLLLLL!!!!!
                                        -Legion Of Doom
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                                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
                                          -Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
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                                            Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?
                                            -Bret Hart on Raw cutting a heel promo