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      Joe and Brian:
      Joe: You don't want a cleft in your chin. It'll look like a little butt.

      Brian: So I'll grow a beard and we'll call it pants.
      -Joe and Brian
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        Antonio Scarpatchi:
        I am afraid to stop writting in my journal for fear the that the old man will ask me a question...I hate him
        -Antonio Scarpatchi
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          Antnio Scarpatchi:
          I'm allergic to a the clam...I'm on my way to the hospital and I have to stop for gas

          -Antnio Scarpatchi
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            Carlton Blanchard:
            If a monkey bites you what kind of medicine do you think they would use?
            -Carlton Blanchard