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    25441
      bender:
      destroy all humans!!
      -bender
      25440
        Bender And Professor Farnsworth:
        Prof. Farnsworth: I'm Sure Bender's Just Made A Cutting Remark, But He Should Know That I Taped Over His Soap Operas To Make This Film.
        Bender:You Bastard!
        -Bender And Professor Farnsworth
        25439
          Leela:
          (taps her heels 3 times) There's no place like---I WANNA BE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!
          -Leela
          25438
            Leela's dad:
            No beer until you finish your tequila young lady!
            -Leela's dad
            25437
              Zoidburg:
              Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.
              -Zoidburg
              25436
                Bender:
                [after being kicked out of a theme park] Yeah... well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
                -Bender
                25435
                  Leela:
                  So anyway, who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
                  -Leela
                  25434
                    Fry and Leela, wondering what' Slurm's secret ingredient is:
                    My God! What if the secret ingerdient is..people?? No, there's already a soda like that; Soylent Cola. How is it? It varies from person to person.
                    -Fry and Leela, wondering what' Slurm's secret ingredient is
                    25433
                      Professer:
                      Prof shows fry a large egg like pill) Fry: You want me to swallow that?!

                      Prof: Good news! Its a supository!
                      -Professer
                      25432
                        professor farnsworth:
                        pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years, fry yes, gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty (takes off bathrobe) ahhhhhhh....brisk
                        -professor farnsworth
                        25431
                          Fry:
                          Hello? Pizza delivery for...I.C. Weiner? Crud. I always thought by this time in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.
                          -Fry
                          25430
                            amy, farnsworth, leela, hermes, bender, fry:
                            amy : he knows when you are sleeping

                            fansworth: he knows when youre on the can

                            leela: he'll freaking blow your naughty ass from here to pakistan

                            hermes: you better not sleep, you better not move

                            bender: you're better off dead, im telling you
                            -amy, farnsworth, leela, hermes, bender, fry
                            25429
                              Zapp Branigann:
                              I have mated with a women! Inform the crew!
                              -Zapp Branigann
                              25428
                                Zapp Brannigan/Kif:
                                Watch out! I happen to have a very SEXY learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?" "*sigh* Sex-lexsyia.
                                -Zapp Brannigan/Kif
                                25427
                                  Bender:
                                  No I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing... court order
                                  -Bender
                                  25426
                                    Leela:
                                    Were you just singing?

                                    -Leela
                                    25425
                                      Fry:
                                      That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
                                      -Fry
                                      25424
                                        Professer:
                                        If anyone needs me i'll be in the angry dome. OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
                                        -Professer
                                        25423
                                          Fry:
                                          Cool, just like in Star Tre--(door closes on him)OW!
                                          -Fry
                                          25422
                                            Bender:
                                            Bite my shiny metal ass!
                                            -Bender