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      Lucy Liu-bot:
      Fry, I will always remember you. MEMORY ERASED.
      -Lucy Liu-bot
      25460
        President Nixon's Head:
        Our planet has been through so much this past year:wars, droughts, impeachments; but we've never lost our sense of what's truly important...the great taste of Charleston Chew!
        -President Nixon's Head
        25459
          Professor and Leela:
          Leela: "I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can." Professor: "you're going to do his laundry?"
          -Professor and Leela
          25458
            Bender:
            That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
            -Bender
            25457
              fry and bender in a suicide booth:
              suicide booth: would you like slow and painful or quick and painless. fry: Uh yeah, I would like to make a collect call. suicide booth: you have choosen slow and painful. Bender: oh, good choice!
              -fry and bender in a suicide booth
              25456
                professer farnsworth:
                good news, its a supository.
                -professer farnsworth
                25455
                  nibbler:
                  I would like a pizza for i.c. weenner
                  -nibbler
                  25454
                    Fry and Professor:
                    Wait a second, I know that monkey! His name's Donkey!" "Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!
                    -Fry and Professor
                    25453
                      Morbo:
                      Kittens give Morbo gas.
                      -Morbo
                      25452
                        Morbo:
                        Morbo cannot understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat.
                        -Morbo
                        25451
                          Zapp:
                          I have mated with a woman! Inform the crew!
                          -Zapp
                          25450
                            morbo:
                            windmills do not work that way! GOOD NIGHT
                            -morbo
                            25449
                              Fry:
                              BENDER! BENDER!... have you seen my Sombrero
                              -Fry
                              25448
                                Fry:
                                Yaay! I'm a Delivery Boy!
                                -Fry
                                25447
                                  Leela & the Proffesser:
                                  L-"is this some sort of head scanning device"
                                  P-"yes some sort, in france they call it a guillotine
                                  -Leela & the Proffesser
                                  25446
                                    Bender:
                                    Hot diggity dafodill!
                                    -Bender
                                    25445
                                      clamps:
                                      CLAMPS - CLAMPS! thats my name you numbskull don't make me clap you one
                                      -clamps
                                      25444
                                        Ikea robot:
                                        enjoy your afordable Swedish crap
                                        -Ikea robot
                                        25443
                                          Leela:
                                          Who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
                                          -Leela
                                          25442
                                            Professor Farnsworth:
                                            Good News Everyone! I Taught The Toaster To Feel Love!
                                            -Professor Farnsworth