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      Bart Simpson doll Bender:
      'Eat my shorts!' 'Ok. *eats it* Mmm. Shorts!'
      -Bart Simpson doll Bender
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        Fry & Zapp Brannigan:
        Fry:.....Although the snoo-snoo part will be pretty good.

        Zapp: Baby, it'll blow your mind.
        -Fry & Zapp Brannigan
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          Bender:
          Life can be hillariously cruel.heheheh!
          -Bender
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            Leela:
            Bender,stop destroying the universe!
            -Leela
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              Zoidberg:
              Excellent, excellent!
              -Zoidberg
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                Bender & Fry:
                Bender: Bending is my middle name!
                Fry: It is?
                Bender: Yep. My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
                -Bender & Fry
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                  Bender:
                  Rock a bye, baby, don't you leak.Bender wants to drink for at least a week.
                  -Bender
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                    DR. Zoidberg:
                    Oooh! A can!
                    -DR. Zoidberg
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                      Professer Farnsworth & Fry:
                      Professer:...And Fry has that brain thing.
                      Fry: I already did!
                      -Professer Farnsworth & Fry
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                        Dwight & Fry:
                        Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
                        Fry: No I'm...doesn't!
                        -Dwight & Fry
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                          Stephen Hawking and Fry:
                          *Hawking(mechanical voice)*: There he is. Seize him.
                          *Fry*: Who said that?
                          -Stephen Hawking and Fry
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                            Bender:
                            I am Bender baby. Please insert liquor.
                            -Bender
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                              Bender:
                              I am Bender. Please insert girder.
                              -Bender
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                                Bender:
                                Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
                                -Bender
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                                  Fry and Leela:
                                  Leela: Fry the wall on that strip-club isn't gonna fall down twice in one day.
                                  Fry: I know, and I've come to accept that.
                                  -Fry and Leela
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                                    Zapp Brannigan:
                                    The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in
                                    -Zapp Brannigan
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                                      leela:
                                      Burn on that old crew. The only thing they did better than us was suck and die!
                                      -leela
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                                        professor:
                                        Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything!
                                        -professor
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                                          Calculon:
                                          That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer
                                          -Calculon
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                                            Zapp Brannigan:
                                            We have failed to uphold Brannigans law, however I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end....is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?........ Kiff, I'm asking you a question!
                                            -Zapp Brannigan