Futurama Quotes
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    25501
      hermes to zoidberg:
      *crash on roof from the ship*
      hermes:that's comming out of your pay.
      zoidberg:*cries*
      -hermes to zoidberg
      25500
        General Collon Pacman:
        Wagga wagga wagga wagga
        -General Collon Pacman
        25499
          Dr. Zoidberg:
          The president is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!
          -Dr. Zoidberg
          25498
            Bender:
            Leela's right. Fishing blows. Let's make it a little more interesting. Everyone give me five bucks.(Everyone gives Bender five bucks.Bender quickly pockets the money.) There. Wasn't that interesting?
            -Bender
            25497
              Amy and Bender:
              Amy: Hey. Where's Fry?
              Bender: I didn't kill him! Professor?
              -Amy and Bender
              25496
                Amy Leela and Fry:
                Amy: LEELA! WE'RE RIGHT HERE!
                Leela: Amy, Inot deaf. I just have to wear this stupid eyepatch for a week. Does it look stupid?
                Fry: No! In fact, it's so not stupid, I'm thinking of getting one.
                (Fry shakes his head at Amy)
                -Amy Leela and Fry
                25495
                  Dr. Zoidberg:
                  I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured.
                  -Dr. Zoidberg
                  25494
                    Fry and Morgan:
                    Morgan: Why is there yougurt in this cap?
                    Fry: Well, it used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all.
                    -Fry and Morgan
                    25493
                      bender:
                      a friend of mine said he mugged you today
                      -bender
                      25492
                        Bender to Leela:
                        Bender:Gimme the bell! Gimme the bell!
                        (the bell rings to announce the next match)
                        Bender:Did you hear a noise?
                        -Bender to Leela
                        25491
                          Fry Amy and the Professor:
                          Fry: Bender, what happened? I heard somebody got flattened.
                          Amy:Fry, where's your Brain Slug?
                          (A green alien parasite lies on the floor,withered.The Professor picks it up.)
                          Professor:Poor little guy starved to death.
                          -Fry Amy and the Professor
                          25490
                            Fry and Leela:
                            Fry: Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from radiator nebula.
                            Leela: Fry, that was just a radiator.
                            Fry: Oh.Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?

                            -Fry and Leela
                            25489
                              The Foreigner:
                              I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at this crazy passports!
                              -The Foreigner
                              25488
                                The Professor:
                                (Stares at blank movie screen) They don't make movies like these anymore...(blows nose)
                                -The Professor
                                25487
                                  Bender:
                                  I love stealin'.I love takin'things.

                                  -Bender
                                  25486
                                    Hedonism Bot:
                                    Cortasans and gentle fops i bid you welcome to my opera let us cavort like the greeks of old, you know the ones i mean
                                    -Hedonism Bot
                                    25485
                                      Leela:
                                      Hold still, damn it. I don't have good depth perception.
                                      -Leela
                                      25484
                                        Fry:
                                        Hello? Hello? Pizza delivery for um.... I C Weiner?! Awe crud! I thought that at this point in my life I would be the one making the prank phone calls.
                                        -Fry
                                        25483
                                          The Neutral president:
                                          if I don't make it through this tell my wife I said...hello
                                          -The Neutral president
                                          25482
                                            Robot girl w/ mustache:
                                            I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.
                                            -Robot girl w/ mustache