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    25521
      Zoidberg:
      You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG!!!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
      -Zoidberg
      25520
        Roberto and Fry:
        "Hey, Red. You're just in time to join the hostage situation! Now which side do you want to be on?"
        "The side that kicks your twisted, metal ass!"
        -Roberto and Fry
        25519
          Bender:
          (whistles) Look at these swanky tombs. These people really know how to die!
          -Bender
          25518
            Bender:
            (whistles) Look at these swanky tombs. These people really know how to die!
            -Bender
            25517
              Professor Farnsworth and Amy:
              (Professor Farnsworth catches the bouquet at Bender's "funeral".)
              Amy: I know whose funeral we'll be attending next.
              Professor Farnsworth: Oh, stop!
              -Professor Farnsworth and Amy
              25516
                Dr. Zoidberg:
                HOORAY!
                -Dr. Zoidberg
                25515
                  Fry:
                  "I'm not a robot! I'M NOT A ROBOT!!! WAAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!"
                  -Fry
                  25514
                    fry and girlfriend in 1999:
                    pull up in a car w/ another guy* GF: i found somone else fry! all ur stuff is on the side walk outside of the apartment! *in 3000* F:...and i think my girlfriend is staring to cheat on me!
                    -fry and girlfriend in 1999
                    25513
                      fry and leela:
                      fry- heyy can i ask u a question?Leela-if its about my eye no*pause*
                      l-is it about my eye? F- sorta L- go ahead F- whats up with it?
                      -fry and leela
                      25512
                        Devil robot actor:
                        I'm so stupid. So stupid. So stupider than you. I'm stupider than you in every way!
                        -Devil robot actor
                        25511
                          Hermes:
                          My Manwich!
                          -Hermes
                          25510
                            zoidberg:
                            we will all have fun in my birthday party tomorrow
                            [time skips to next day]
                            zoidberg:[looks both way with cupcake in front and cries
                            -zoidberg
                            25509
                              zoidberg:
                              [everyone looks at door with kiff]
                              zoidberg:[cries like a baby]
                              -zoidberg
                              25508
                                proffesor:
                                if anyone needs me i will be in the angry dome![ship flies]
                                [proffesor walking in circles grunting]
                                -proffesor
                                25507
                                  Hermes Zoidberg and Bender:
                                  zoidberg:aah! my house it's been burnt!how could this have happened?!
                                  Hermes: thats a really good question.
                                  Bender:ah there's my cigar!
                                  Hermes:that just raises further questions!
                                  -Hermes Zoidberg and Bender
                                  25506
                                    proffessor and leela:
                                    leela:i'm telling you i need this eye surgery!
                                    proffessor: yes leela doesn't want any more morons staring at her hideose eye[turns to leela and stares at her eye]
                                    -proffessor and leela
                                    25505
                                      cupert professor and hermes:
                                      cupert: we are starting a newspaper delivering company!
                                      professor:isn't that cute...a newspaper delivering company!
                                      what is a paper were to land in a puddle!
                                      hermes:civilisation as we know it might splash!
                                      -cupert professor and hermes
                                      25504
                                        Bender:
                                        Yeah, well, I'm gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!
                                        -Bender
                                        25503
                                          Fry:
                                          It's the future! My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again! [pause] Yahooo!
                                          -Fry
                                          25502
                                            Fry:
                                            Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
                                            -Fry