Futurama Quotes
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    25541
      Richard Nixon: "nixon with charisma, by god i could rule the universe."
      25540
        Bender: Bite my splintry wooden ass!
        25539
          Leela: This society is a bunch of idiots.
          25538
            Clawplok: Please rise for our national anthem.
            25537
              Zapp Brannigan: "It's very...erotic"

              Leela: "What?"

              Zapp Brannigan: "EROTIC!"
              25536
                "Human" in robot sci fi film: I will eat and digest you all with my system of MIGHTY ORGANS!
                25535
                  Zapp Brannigan: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?

                  Kif Kroker: *sigh* Sexlexia.
                  25534
                    This isn't like the marble eatting contest!: Leela
                    25533
                      Bender: Comedies are lame. Now, Tragedies... hohohoho!!!
                      25532
                        "Bite my shiny metal ass!"-Bender
                        25531
                          Roberto and Bender:
                          R: i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10 guess it right and i'll kill you first B: er 56 R: 56 56 now thats all i can think about, i'll kill you, you no good fiftysixin...
                          -Roberto and Bender
                          25530
                            Zapp Brannigan:
                            In the game of chess you must never let your adversary see your pieces.
                            -Zapp Brannigan
                            25529
                              Bender:
                              (singing) "O i'll kill all the humans in the world, yes i'll kill all the humans in the world..."
                              -Bender
                              25528
                                Bender:
                                (singing) "O, i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes, o i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes, o i'll blast her with my ray gun, i'll blast her with my ray gun, i'll blast her with my ray gun when she comes. When she comes!
                                -Bender
                                25527
                                  Fry and semyore(the dog):
                                  Fry-(singing) "Im walkin on sunshine! Whooaaoo!" semyore (barking the next line of song) "Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, Arroo!"
                                  -Fry and semyore(the dog)
                                  25526
                                    Bender:
                                    (singing) "O she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes, o she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes. ILL KILL YOU AMY!! o she'll be comin round the mountain , she'll be comin round the mountain, she'll be comin round the mountain whe
                                    -Bender
                                    25525
                                      Bender:
                                      (singing) "Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!!"
                                      -Bender
                                      25524
                                        Zoidberg:
                                        Ahh hah! It was just a trick. I was actually only in 1 side!
                                        -Zoidberg
                                        25523
                                          Zoidberg:
                                          Friends,help! A guinea pig tricked me!
                                          -Zoidberg
                                          25522
                                            Nixion's Head:
                                            (after singing white rabbit)I'm leaving with you,you stupied hippies!
                                            -Nixion's Head