Futurama Quotes
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      zoyby want ballon!-zoidberg
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        "Is he Dumb or Just Ugly?" -Bender
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          Leela: "How can you trick lots of innocent people into drinking something that comes out of your behind? That's disgusting!"
          Slurm Queen: "Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind, milk comes from a cow's behind, and do you ever use toothpaste?"
          Fry: "Whose behind does that come out of?"
          Slurm Queen: "You don't wanna know."
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            Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
            -Fry
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              Amy: I know whose funeral we'll be attending next
              Professor: Oh , stop!
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                Fry: "Bender, I can't take much more of this! I want outta here!"
                Bender: "What, are you kidding? This place is great! Free electroshock whenever you want it, two Lincolns for every Napoleon... Ah, sweet light crude..."
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                  Fry: "But I'm not a robot like you! I hate having disks crammed into me! Unless they're Oreos...and they're only in my mouth. Don't you get it? I'm going to die here soon!"
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                    Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. - Dr. Zoidberg
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                      Fry: Attention New New Yorkers: Stop acting so Stupid!
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                        Crater Face: Hi! I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park! I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.
                        Bender: Better mascots than you have tried.
                        (Bender drinks rest of beer and shoves it into Crater Face's eye)
                        Crater Face: At least I still have my self-respect.
                        (Laughs, then cries)
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                          Bender: Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!
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                            Bender: Bite my red hot glowing ass! (Looks at his bottom, then gasps) Red hot glowing ass? Excuse me for a second... (Goes out and screams)
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                              professor farnsworth: Oh God! you've killed me! You've killed me

                              Leela: OH NO! What have i done?

                              professor farnsworth: i just told you! You killed me!
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                                Bender: Do a Flip!!!
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                                  Zoidberg: I'm a doctor!
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                                    (after Kif explains how he got pregnant)
                                    So...the toilet seat is like the uncle...or something?
                                    Zapp Branigan
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                                      "Stupid anti pimping laws!"-Bender
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                                        richard nixon: fix him like kennedy fixed the 1960 election. Damn bean eating war hero.
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                                          Cubert: (As the professor) Good news everyone, I'm a horses butt!
                                          Professor: I am? That's not good news at all!
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                                            Richard Nixon: "nixon with charisma, by god i could rule the universe."