30944
Bender:
Bite my shiny, metal ass!
25580
Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also, he got a race car!"
25579
Fry: "Bender bit a poo penny! Bender bit a poo penny!"
25578
Clamps: "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg: "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John f**king Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John f**king Zoidberg!"
25577
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I, BENDER, BID YOU HELLO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LONG STORY SHORT, I NEED HELF
-Bender's failed attempt at an S.O.S. due to running out of rocks.
-Bender's failed attempt at an S.O.S. due to running out of rocks.
25576
Mom: "Sweet butt crust on a cracker!"
(from the Futurama video game)
(from the Futurama video game)
25575
Zoidberg: "Oh, the fear!"
25574
Prof. Farnsworth: "That's going to bleed when my heart beats."
25573
Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's, what they're made of is a mystery, where they come from, no one knows, you can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.
- Fry and Bender singing the Popplers jingle
- Fry and Bender singing the Popplers jingle
25572
Ricardo: (on the phone) "¿Hola? ¿Professor? ¿Que pasa?"
25571
Prof. Farnsworth: "Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything? You're just going to forget it 5 seconds later."
25570
Bender: "The secret was scratching really, REALLY hard!"
25569
Prof. Farnsworth: What an exquisite day. That azure sky, the verdant treetops. Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
25568
Prof. Farnsworth: "Dear Lord! We've got robots on the ceiling!"
25567
Bender: "Fry, it doesn't mean anything; I have love enough for two!"
Fry: "Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
Fry: "Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
25566
Hello?! Hello?! Pizza delivery for I-C Wiener? Aw crud! I would have thought that at this point in my life I would be the one making the prank phone calls.
-Fry
-Fry
25565
Bender's severed head: I'll give you $5 to not do what you're thinking about doing...
*Dog pees on Bender*
Bender: Heheh, you just lost FIVE dollars.
*Dog pees on Bender*
Bender: Heheh, you just lost FIVE dollars.
25564
Bender: Its just you and me *looks at the beer*
Fry: Hey!
Bender: Quiet beer!
Fry: Hey!
Bender: Quiet beer!
25563
Im so excited! I wish I could wet my pants!: Bender
25562
bender:you know it's funny fry:what? bender:your weiner!
