25420
"This is Ted Baxter wishing you goodnight... and good news."
Ted
Ted
25419
Mary:
I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
-Mary
-Mary
25418
Lou Grant Mary:
'Mary, I don't want you to take this wrong, but you're a jerk.' 'How could I possibly take that wrong?'
-Lou Grant Mary
-Lou Grant Mary
25417
Ted Baxter:
I've just been handed a bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth!"
-Ted Baxter
-Ted Baxter
25416
Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern:
'Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.' 'No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!'
-Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern
-Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern
25415
Rhoda Morgenstern:
I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
-Rhoda Morgenstern
-Rhoda Morgenstern
25414
Murray Slaughter:
Can you imagine the insurance claim? Cause of death: a busted goober.
-Murray Slaughter
-Murray Slaughter
25413
Lou Mary:
You know what? You've got spunk!' 'Well, yes....' 'I HATE spunk!
-Lou Mary
-Lou Mary
25412
Rhoda:
You're not gonna believe this Phyllis but when I first ran over him I thought he was boring.
-Rhoda
-Rhoda
25411
Chuckles the Clown:
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
-Chuckles the Clown
-Chuckles the Clown
