The Mary Tyler Moore Show Quotes
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      "This is Ted Baxter wishing you goodnight... and good news."
      Ted
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        Mary:
        I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
        -Mary
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          Lou Grant Mary:
          'Mary, I don't want you to take this wrong, but you're a jerk.' 'How could I possibly take that wrong?'
          -Lou Grant Mary
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            Ted Baxter:
            I've just been handed a bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth!"
            -Ted Baxter
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              Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern:
              'Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.' 'No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!'
              -Mary Richards Rhoda Morgenstern
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                Rhoda Morgenstern:
                I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
                -Rhoda Morgenstern
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                  Murray Slaughter:
                  Can you imagine the insurance claim? Cause of death: a busted goober.
                  -Murray Slaughter
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                    Lou Mary:
                    You know what? You've got spunk!' 'Well, yes....' 'I HATE spunk!
                    -Lou Mary
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                      Rhoda:
                      You're not gonna believe this Phyllis but when I first ran over him I thought he was boring.
                      -Rhoda
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                        Chuckles the Clown:
                        A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
                        -Chuckles the Clown