Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
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      Polly the Lobster:
      What an imagination! First pirates, now talking parrots...what's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Woohoo!
      -Polly the Lobster
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        Rizzo and Gonzo:
        Rizzo: I think he's some kind of blind fiend.
        Gonzo: I think they'd prefer visually challenged fiend.
        -Rizzo and Gonzo
        6624
          Rizzo:
          We're standing in a room with a DEAD GUY!!!!
          -Rizzo
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            Gonzo:
            I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. HE's Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!!!
            -Gonzo
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              Rizzo:
              He died?! And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!!
              -Rizzo
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                Fozzy Bear:
                Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's VERY smart! He's been to the moon...(consults finger) thank you...TWICE!
                -Fozzy Bear
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                  Gonzo:
                  To the north west, multi-armed Zanzabanian short women, and their exploding wings of death!!
                  -Gonzo
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                    Jim, Gonzo, Fozzy, Rizzo:
                    Jim: Kill Captain Smollet, and you'll have to kill me.
                    Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
                    Fozzy: Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me!
                    Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously!
                    -Jim, Gonzo, Fozzy, Rizzo
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                      Long John and Miss Piggy:
                      John: So where'd ya get that necklace yer wearin'...the one made of Spanish doubloons?
                      Piggy: Ummmm...shopping channel?
                      -Long John and Miss Piggy
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                        Rizzo and Gonzo:
                        Gonzo: It just feels so weird...
                        Rizzo: What? That Mr. Arrow is dead?
                        Gonzo: Well, that...and my pants are filled with starfish.
                        Rizzo: ....You and your hobbies!!
                        -Rizzo and Gonzo
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                          Mr. Arrow and Gonzo:
                          Arrow: (speaking of captain) Is he bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
                          Gonzo: He's got demons? Cool!
                          -Mr. Arrow and Gonzo
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                            Captain:
                            ...Big-fat bug-eyed baby-eating O'brien?
                            (woman responds) Ay!
                            -Captain