Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
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      Real Tom: DEAD TOM'S DEAD! :kisses dead Tom's cheek bone:.... LONG JONH SHOT HIM!
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        Mrs. Bluberidge: I'LL BE FINE BOYS. RUN FOR IT!
        Jim, Rizo, and Gonzo: HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!!
        Mrs. Bluberidge:Now who's going to clean all of this up!?
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          Mrs. Bluberidge: DON'T BE GIVING HIM ANYMORE RUM
          Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that?
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            Long John: you tore a page from the holy scritptures to make a pirates death sentence.....Oh the red hot gates of HELL are creeping open. You blafamous hethens.
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              Pirate:
              I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!
              -Pirate
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                Mr. Arrow:
                You, you were in charge of cleaning the deck, fifty lashes and then you will walk the plank. Smollet: I didn't say that. Arrow: I was anticipating your whim, sir.
                -Mr. Arrow
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                  Gonzo, Rizzo:
                  Run, Rizzo, Run!" "I'm going as fast as I can...
                  -Gonzo, Rizzo
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                    Benjamina Gunn:
                    Benjamina (Piggy): All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
                    -Benjamina Gunn
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                      Jim Hawkins Gonzo:
                      There are pirates looking for this map.' 'Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?
                      -Jim Hawkins Gonzo
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                        Kermit:
                        Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
                        -Kermit
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                          Gonzo:
                          Gonzo: I'm getting taller. This is cool; I may have a future in the NBA
                          -Gonzo
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                            Statler Waldorf:
                            Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.' 'Well, it was too late to save the movie.
                            -Statler Waldorf
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                              Billy Bones:
                              Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that
                              -Billy Bones
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                                Benjamina Gunn:
                                Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.
                                -Benjamina Gunn
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                                  Captain and Clueless:
                                  Captain: Clueless Morgan? Clueless: Huh?
                                  -Captain and Clueless
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                                    Clueless:
                                    You know. Cabin fevah! Ah!...That.
                                    -Clueless
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                                      Mice:
                                      Smally! Smally! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can. YAAAAAY!
                                      -Mice
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                                        Animal:
                                        Pol-i-ticks! Pol-i-ticks!
                                        -Animal
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                                          Mrs. Brimmely:
                                          And tomorrow we'll have roast sucklin'...potatoes...
                                          -Mrs. Brimmely
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                                            Waterskiing Rat and others in boat:
                                            Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!
                                            Rat in Boat: What?!
                                            Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!!
                                            Rat in Boat: He said go faster!!
                                            Waterskier: I'M GETTIN' TIRED!!!
                                            -Waterskiing Rat and others in boat