The Great Muppet Caper Quotes
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      Miss Piggy:
      Miss Piggy: What am I? A glutton for punishment?
      -Miss Piggy
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        Kermit:
        Kermit: I hate to be rude, but we're trying to do a movie.
        -Kermit
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          Fozzie:
          Fozzie: [about run-down hotel] If that's the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like.
          -Fozzie
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            Truck Driver Oscar the Grouch:
            What are you doing here?" "A very brief cameo." "Me too.
            -Truck Driver Oscar the Grouch
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              Statler Waldorf:
              I guess all's well that ends well.' 'I don't care, as long as it ends.
              -Statler Waldorf
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                Kermit:
                Oh, great! The plane is landing!
                -Kermit
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                  Kermit:
                  Could somebody turn off the light?" (light bulb drops to the floor as it switches off) "Thank you.
                  -Kermit
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                    Fozzie Bear:
                    Excuese me, I don't think that belongs to you.
                    -Fozzie Bear