The Great Muppet Caper Quotes
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      "Fozzie! This is all very embarrassing!""Don't worry Kermit, it won't leave this room." "Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11!"
      -Kermit, Fozzie, and the Muppet News Flash anchorman

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        "My luggage was sent out the door. Luckily, my radio is frozen to my wrist."
        -Scooter
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          "Hey, gimme my night life!"
          -Dr. Teeth
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            "Uh, don't we have a gig around here or somethin'?"
            -Zoot
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              Miss Piggy: I'll be stuck in the Big House for life!
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                Fozzy: I think I got my elbow in the picture.
                Gonzo: That’s OK, adds human interest.
                Fozzy: But I’m a bear.
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                  Pops: Looks like 'Steering Wheel Soufflés for dinner.
                  Janice: AGAIN?!?
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                    Editor: Now I ask you wich one would you read?
                    Fozzy: I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'.
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                      Pops: Say, how are ya'll fixin' to pay for this?
                      Kermit: What are our choices?
                      Pops: A) Crdeit Card B) Cash C) Sneak out in the middle of the night.
                      Fozzy: We'll take C.
                      Pops: Very popular choice.

                      Pops, Kermit, and Fozzy
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                        Fozzie: "Hey Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
                        Gonzo: "Call room service."
                        Kermit: "There's no phone."
                        Rizzo: "That's OK, there's no food, either."
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                          Fozzie and Gonzo:
                          Fozzie: "Uh, I think that's the English River."
                          Gonzo: "Oh. I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!"
                          -Fozzie and Gonzo
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                            Fozzie and Kermit:
                            Fozzie: "Kermit? What does B. S. C. stand for?"
                            Kermit: "I dunno.
                            -Fozzie and Kermit
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                              Kermit and Nicky:
                              Kermit: Nicky. Why are you doing this?

                              Nicky: Why? Because I'm a villian. It's pure and simple.
                              -Kermit and Nicky
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                                Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel:
                                Pops: "Somebody's checking in!" (dings his service bell)
                                Guests: (opening their doors) "SOMEBODY'S CHECKING IN?!"
                                -Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel
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                                  Rowlf:
                                  Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [dogs heel] It helps to know a second language.
                                  -Rowlf
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                                    Woman:
                                    MISS PIGGY STOLE MY NECKLACE!
                                    -Woman
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                                      Delivery Man:
                                      Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?
                                      -Delivery Man
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                                        Janice:
                                        Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...
                                        -Janice
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                                          Sam the Eagle:
                                          Sam the Eagle: You are all - WEIRDOS.
                                          -Sam the Eagle
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                                            Fozzie:
                                            Mr. Holiday, sir. Will you let him go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.
                                            -Fozzie