Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? Quotes
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      Top Grunge: This jail cell is awful! No matter where I stand, I'm never more than 12 feet away from the soap. (sneezes) And it's all Carmen's fault! Go get her in Asia. (sneezes)
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        Eartha Brute: Uh-oh. If Carmen finds out I'm in jail again, I'll get fired for sure. Do me a favor and don't mention that you caught me when you're chasing her through South America.
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          Carmen Sandiego:
          Patty, you better get a move on, and fast. ACME is on to you. They know you have the Hope Diamond.
          Patty Larceny:
          Well, you know diamonds are a girl's best friend.
          Carmen Sandiego:
          I thought that was me. But, never mind THAT. Take the Diamond to a place where there are LOTS of diamonds and hide it among the other diamonds in there.
          Patty Larceny:
          Oh! You mean a jewelry store?
          Carmen Sandiego:
          No, I mean a DIAMOND MINE. There are two of them in the state where you should go to next. Take the Hope Diamond to the one in Murfeesboro.
          Patty Larceny:
          Ok. I get it now. While I'm at it, I'll get one of their Apple pies, too. I hear they are delicious!
          Carmen Sandiego:
          ACME will think YOU are delicious unless you get moving. Now, pick up the diamond and get going!
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            Wonder Rat: If there's one thing a rat can do, it's rat! If you wanna find Carmen Sandiego, sniff around Europe.
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              Carmen: You drove the stolen Bugatti?
              The Contessa: Of course not!
              Carmen: Good.
              The Contessa: I let Dustin drive it! He just loves classics.
              Carmen: Why me?!
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                Carmen Sandiego: Ready for another party, boys?
                Double Trouble: Geez, we’re always ready, Carmen.
                Carmen Sandiego: Good. I want you to head down the peninsula from Tijuana to Ensenada.
                Double Trouble: Well, what’s the occasion?
                Carmen Sandiego: The start of a famous international off-road race. Hundreds of drivers race all kinds of vehicles across the desert.
                Double Trouble: We’re rollin’!
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                  The Contessa: Madre Mia, Carmen, you're a gem!
                  Carmen Sandiego: And you're a brick. Now get moving.
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                    Double Trouble:
                    We're doin' the Jailhouse Rock, but it just isn't a party without Carmen Sandiego. You'll find her in Asia.
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                      Kneemoi: Prison sports are really fun! I get used as a frisbee, a dartboard, and a second base! Carmen should see me play, but she's in South America. Go find her!
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                        Kneemoi: Gee, another amazing Earth concept. Jail! I must show this to Carmen. Look for her in Africa.
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                          RoboCrook: A virus has infected my system's software. It causes me to devulge Carmen's location. You'll find her in North America. Please! Don't say that I sent you.
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                            Robocrook:
                            The probabilities of your capture of Carmen will be accelerated if I supply you with pertinent information. Look for her in North America.
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                              Top Grunge:
                              It's a dirty trick me bein' in da joint and Carmen on the loose. (coughs) Look for her in North America. (sneezes)
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                                Top Grunge:
                                Hey! I've got some good dirt for ya. Then again, all dirt is good. Anyway, Carmen Sandiego is in North America. (he coughs and sneezes)
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                                  Robocrook: Robocrook in jail? Carmen's still free? Illogical. Does not compute. Look for Carmen in Europe.
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                                    Double Trouble:
                                    We'll party a lot harder in the slammer if we know Carmen's on her way. Look for her in Europe.
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                                      Patty Larceny: This jail is so neat. All the colors match! Gray, gray and gray. I want Carmen to enjoy it, too. Look for her in Africa.
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                                        Vic the Slick: If I gotta make one more license plate, I'm gonna melt my polyester! Go get Carmen to help me! She's in South America.
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                                          Sarah Nade:
                                          Carmen WON'T cross me again. This time, I'M giving the orders! Catch her in South America. And hurry! I can't take much more of this Michael Bolton stuff.
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                                            The Contessa: Honor among theives? Surely you jest! If I'm going to prison, I'm taking Carmen with me. Look for her in Europe.