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Today's Episode (Episode title)
All of these people want to...
CHIEF?!? You already this part.
I'm sorry, Greg. Something isn't right.
Whoa, Wait, Wait, Wait, Hold it. Listen you guys, It's not time for "The Chase." I'm sorry.
One of the Rockapella (who is dressed as a Gorilla):
According to my schedule, It is time for "The Chase."
This is not a schedule. That is just a discarded paper from the producers.
You're right. Sorry, Boys. Back in the alley.
Here is a list a places Carmen may had traveled.
Chief, What are you doing? It is not time for the final round.
I was just reading my schedule.
Well, Then your schedule is wrong then, Chief. (Thunder and lightning sounds) Excuse Me, We already did "The Lightning Round" (To the Gumshoes) Sorry guys, We are having a bit a schedule problem. I gotta go into the Chiefs office to fix the issue, Hold the fort.
Hey! Gumshoes. I just found Wonder Rat. We are at the National Coin-Up and Video Arcade Museum located near the Mississippi River down in Missouri. Where you can find your favorite games like "Donkey Kong", "Pac-Man", And "Space Invaders". Great pinball games are also displayed there as well. But they are all not just for looking at, You can play any one of them. Well, I gotta go. I gotta chase that Wonder Rat (As he chases Wonder Rat) come here, You cheesy Wonder Rat!
Thank You, Pac-Man.
Hit it, Rockapella!
Carmen, I really don't know what to do now. And of course, Mona Lisa's gettin' pretty nervous, too. I think she's ready to rant on me. Please help me!
Don't lose all your pretty hair, Patty. Take Mona Lisa to the United States and hide her in the state where the greatest American CHocolate is made. You can find a place for her next to the original Chocolate Fountain in the park near Hershey.
Mmmm! Chocolate! That's one of my specialties. But, all kidding aside, Carmen, what should I do if Acme shows up?
I wish you would stop thinking about chocolates and get moving before you end up in a Chocolate-scented prison cell!
Oh, Carmen. You say the sweetest things!
Enough of the sweet talk. Now, get moving!
To find Carmen I will provide you with perdenant information. Scan Africa.
Patty Larceny: Prison life is terrible. The gaurds keep playing Michael Bolton tapes. Carmen is in Africa. Tell her to hurry up and get me out of here.
The Contessa: "Honor among thieves? Surely you gest.... If I'm going down I'm taking Carmen with me. Look for her in Asia."
Vic the Slick: These prison clothes offend my unique sense of fashion. Isn't my right to wear plaid in the Constitution? Carmen is in Africa. Tell 'er to get me a lawyer.
Patty Larceny: I just got back from the prison laundry. And they mix colors and whites in the same wash! (cries) I can't stand it anymore! Go find Carmen in Africa. Tell her to help me.
Top Grunge: Prison life is so disgusting. I can't believe I have to live in a place this clean! (coughs) Carmen's hiding in South America. Go tell her to spring me. (sneezes)
Kneemoi: 92 planets, 92 jail cells. My frequent prisoner miles are really adding up! I'll give Carmen a free trip to Roddenberry! Go find her in Africa.
Sarah Nade: Aw, man! This prison is heinous! The guards keep playin' music by Kenny G. Get Carmen in here before I freak out! She scooted to North America.
Kneemoi: Oh, another planet, another prison cell. Maybe I could spend my sentence getting to know Carmen better. Look for her in Europe.
Wonder Rat: "If there's one thing a rat can do, it's rat! If you wanna find Carmen Sandiego, sniff around Asia."
Eartha Brute: Ugh! This prison gym is terrible. I can only bench press 1,000 pounds. Make Carmen bring me more weights. You'll find her in Africa.
The Contessa: Prison Life is so uncivilized! 600 cells and not a room service menu in sight! Tell Carmen this is more than I can bear! She went to North America.
Vic the Slick: Darn that Carmen! I've gone from salesman of the century to starching socks in the prison laundry! I'm climbing down the ladder of success! Look for Carmen in Africa.